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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

President Obama to visit the "New Africa"

 
CARTOON BY LISA BENSON
THE PRESIDENT WILL SHORTLY BEGIN AN EXTENDED TRIP TO HIS ANCESTRAL HOMELAND.  HE WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY MICHELLE AND DAUGHTERS AND A VAST ARRAY OF SUPPORTING VEHICLES, PLANES AND SHIPS.  BUT NOT TO WORRY, THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS LUXURY  TRIP, THAT COST WILL BE BORN BY THE POOR AMERICAN TAXPAYERS.  IT HAS BEEN RUMORED THAT EVEN OBAMA'S COUSINS ARE HEADING TO POINTS ON THE DARK CONTINENT FOR A REUNION WITH THEIR KIN.
IT HAS ALSO BEEN REPORTED THAT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE COUNTRY SIDE THAT SPECIAL WARNINGS HAVE BEEN ISSUED TO THE PRESIDENT AND THOSE TRAVELING WITH HIM.  THE GOVERNMENT OF THE COUNTRIES OBAMA WILL BE VISITING HAVE ISSUED A STERN WARNING TO THOSE TRAVELING WITH THE PRESIDENT TO OBEY ALL OFFICIAL ROADSIDE SIGNS.
WE ALL HOPE THE PRESIDENT ENJOYS HIS PAID VACATION BACK TO HIS ROOTS.  WE ARE SURE HE WILL NOTICE THE AMAZING PROGRESS MADE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD.  AFRICA AFTER ALL IS SAID TO BE THE BIRTHPLACE OF MAN.
 
ADDITIONAL SITES THAT THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY WILL BE TREATED TOO UPON THEIR VISIT TO THE NEW AFRICA:
THANKS TO MODERN TECHNOLOGY THE HOLE IS NOW DEEPER. 
THE HOLE AT THE OVAL OFFICE MUST BE AWFULLY DEEP.
  THIS IS THE ONLY DRILLING THAT OBAMA SUPPORTS.

NEW EMERGING NATIONS NOW HAVE MODERN HIGHWAYS!
PROGRESS IS SLOW, BUT EVENTUALLY THE MONKEY WILL SIT IN FRONT.
LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT ARE STILL A PROBLEM AROUND MANY AIRPORTS. 
BUT SOME AIRPORTS ARE NOW INSTALLING FENCES!  PRESIDENT OBAMA DOES SUPPORT THIS FENCE BUILDING PROJECT.
 
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