Slick Willie aka Bill Clinton and Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner

BILL CLINTON CONDUCTED HIS BUSINESS THE OLD FASHION WAY.  PERSON TO PERSON.  WHILE ANTHONY WEINER LIVED IN THE FANTASY MAKE-BELIEVE MODERN DAY WORLD AND LIVED VICARIOUSLY.  WHILE CLINTON CONDUCTED HIS BUSINESS UNDER THE OVAL OFFICE DESK, WEINER CONDUCTED HIS "LONG DISTANCE" WITH ONLY SORE FINGERS TO SHOW FOR HIS EFFORTS.  WHILE BILL LEFT EVIDENCE OF HIS MARTIAL INDISCRETIONS ON VARIOUS FABRICS WEINER LEFT A TRAIL OF PICS ACROSS THE NET.  WEINER AND CLINTON BOTH DENIED AND DIDN'T FESS UP UNTIL THEY WERE CAUGHT WITH THE GOODS OR IF YOU LIKE THE GOODIES.  CARTOON BY  JERRY HOLBERT.