ILLEGAL ALIENS CAN NOW COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS AND EAT THEIR TACOS AND BEANS WITHOUT LIVING IN FEAR OF THE DREADED ICE (IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT) AGENTS THANKS TO THE "ALL KNOWING" PEN OF EMPEROR PRESIDENT OBAMA. THESE POOR SOULS CAME TO THIS COUNTRY, FOR LOVE OF MONEY FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA. AND NOW, ACCORDING TO WHITE HOUSE SOURCES, THE EMPEROR PRESIDENT IS PREPARING TO MAKE ANOTHER UNCONSTITUTIONAL BOLD STROKE WITH HIS INFAMOUS PEN. SOON THESE COWARDLY PUNKS AMERICAN HEROES WILL BE ABLE TO SHED THEIR HOODIES AND TAKE THEIR PLACE ALONG SIDE OF OTHER LAW-BREAKERS HONEST PATRIOTIC AMERICANS AND FINALLY BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THEIR FAMILIES WITH BIG SCREEN TV's FOOD FOR THE TABLE. ALL OF THIS THANKS TO THE MIGHTY PEN OF BARACK OBAMA AND HIS DREAM OF FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING AMERICA. FOR FAR TOO LONG, THE POOR BLACK MAN HAS BEEN KEPT IN HIS PLACE BY RACIST WHITE OLD MEN. ACCORDING TO THIS NEW LAW EXECUTIVE ACTION ALL CRIMES COMMITTED BY THESE PUNKS UPRIGHT CITIZENS WILL BE FORGIVEN. AFTER ALL, LIKE OUR VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH THEY ARE ONLY TRYING TO PROVIDE FOR THEIR ABANDONED LOVING FAMILY.
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