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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

OBAMA TO SWAP ALL GITMO DETAINEES FOR PIXIE DUST

IN WHAT SOME HAVE CALLED THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY, PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS TRADED ALL THE REMAINING DETAINEES AT GITMO FOR A SMALL QUANTITY OF  LEGENDARY PIXIE DUST SAID TO BE FOUND ONLY IN THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGHANISTAN NEAR TORA BORA.  IT HAS LONG BEEN RUMORED THAT THE TALIBAN SPRINKLED THE MAGICAL DUST ON OSAMA BIN LADEN, MAKING HIM INVISIBLE  THEREBY FACILITATING HIS ESCAPE WHEN SURROUNDED BY ALLIED FORCES NEAR THAT MOUNTAIN STRONGHOLD.  IT IS THOUGHT THAT OBAMA WILL USE THE MAGIC DUST TO MAKE HIS ENEMIES IN CONGRESS AND AT FOX NEWS GO AWAY.  HARRY REID HAS PRAISED THIS TRADE AND URGED THE PRESIDENT TO STRIKE AGAINST THE KOCH BROTHERS.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE THEME OF THIS POST.
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

Oblahblah only negotiates with Muslims. Those are his people. He won't negotiate with republicans though.

Have a fabulous day Ron. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

How much pixie dust?