THE "I" WORD 'IMPEACHMENT' IS BEING TOSSED ABOUT A LOT THESE DAYS BY BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS. MOST REPUBLICANS DENY THEY PLAN ANY ATTEMPT TO IMPEACHMENT THE PRESIDENT WHILE MOST DEMOCRATS ARE SURE THEY ARE PLANNING SUCH A MOVE. ACTUALLY, I'M ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS WOULD LOVE TO SEE SUCH A THING HAPPEN. THAT IS, IF THEY WOULD SUCCESSFULLY NEGOTIATE THE NEXT STEP---GETTING A GUILT VERDICT IN THE SENATE WHERE A 2/3 VOTE IS REQUIRED (IN OTHER WORDS 67 SENATORS VOTING GUILTY). NOT A VERY LIKELY OUTCOME WITH THE CURRENT MAKE UP OF THE U.S. SENATE. AND THEN THERE IS THAT FINAL STEP---ACTUALLY EVICTING THE PRESIDENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. UNDER OUR SYSTEM THE LEGISLATIVE BRANCH IS TASKED WITH MAKING THE LAWS AND ENFORCEMENT IS THE JOB OF THE EXECUTIVE (ALTHOUGH OBAMA DOESN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THIS). AT ANY RATE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY KICK BARACK OUT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. THE FOLLOWING IS A SHORT FICTIONAL ACCOUNT OF WHAT MAY HAPPEN SHOULD THE SENATE FIND THE PRESIDENT GUILTY.
DAY 1: ZERO HOUR
ON THIS DAY, A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY (MAY 10, 2015), THE FIRST HALF WHITE BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS FOUND GUILTY OF FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMING AMERICA INTO A TYRANNICAL SOCIALIST STATE HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS. IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS IN THE SENATE A SMALL COALITION OF 8 RED STATE DEMOCRATS LEAD MY SENATOR JOE MANCHIN OF WEST VIRGINIA, JOINED WITH THE NEWLY ELECTED REPUBLICAN MAJORITY IN THE SENATE TO PROVIDE THE 67 VOTE MARGIN NEEDED TO CONVICT PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS CO-CONSPIRATOR JOE BIDEN AND CALL FOR THEIR REMOVAL FROM OFFICE.
DAY 1: PLUS 1 HOUR
IN A HASTILY CALLED WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING, SPOKESMAN JOSH EARNEST, SAID THE PRESIDENT WAS STUDYING THE SENATE DECISION AND WEIGHING HIS OPTIONS ON ENFORCING THE SENATE DECREE. NOTING THAT IN THE PAST HE HAS BROKEN THE LAWS CHOSEN NOT TO ENFORCE SOME LAWS.
DAY 1: PLUS 2 HOURS
RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING THAT ALL OFF DUTY SECRET SERVICE AGENTS IN THE WASHINGTON D.C. AREA HAVE BEEN RECALLED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR UNDISCLOSED REASONS.
DAY 1: PLUS 3 HOURS
THERE HAS BEEN A FLURRY OF WHAT SOME OBSERVERS ARE CALLING UNUSUAL ACTIVITY IN AND AROUND THE PENTAGON. WITH MEMBERS OF THE JOINT CHIEFS SAID TO BE HOLDING A SECRET MEETING.
DAY 1: PLUS 5 HOURS
THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT OBAMA HAS SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDER NO. 666 SUSPENDING UNSPECIFIED CONSTITUTIONAL GUARANTEES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
DAY 1: PLUS 8 HOURS
ALL MILITARY INSTALLATIONS IN AND AROUND WASHINGTON HAVE BEEN PUT ON LOCK DOWN UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. AT THIS TIME IT IS UNCLEAR IF THESE ORDERS WERE ISSUED BY THE PRESIDENT OR THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF.
DAY 1: PLUS 9 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ORDERED REQUESTED THAT THE MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORKS GIVE HIM AIR TIME TO DELIVER AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE NATION.
DAY 1: PLUS 10 HOURS
PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNPRECEDENTED ACTIONS OF THE U.S. SENATE ARE NULL AND VOID. AND THAT MANY OF THE SENATORS VOTING IN THE AFFIRMATIVE WERE ELECTED IN STATES WHERE MINORITY RIGHTS WERE SUPPRESSED THEREFORE THEY WERE NOT VALID REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PEOPLE. JUST A SHORT WHILE LATER ERIC HOLDER CONFIRMED THE PRESIDENTS ASSERTION SAYING THAT INVESTIGATIONS HAVE BEEN STARTED IN THOSE EFFECTED STATES AND WILL CONTINUE FOREVER UNTIL THEY GET TO THE TRUTH. AT THE END OF HIS LECTURE SPEECH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE PRESIDENT SAID UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HE VACATE THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE OF WHAT HE CALLED A VAST RIGHT WING RACIST CONSPIRACY.
DAY 2: PLUS 1 HOUR
TANKS AND TROOPS FROM NEARBY FORT MYERS HAVE BEEN OBSERVED MOVING UP PENNSYLVANIA AVE IN THE DIRECTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE. ALSO NUMEROUS MARINE AND ARMY HELICOPTERS ARE NOW OVER THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS.
DAY 2: PLUS 4 HOURS
JOHN BOEHNER IS SWORN IN AS THE 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THE WHEREABOUTS OF DISGRACED FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS UNKNOWN AND WHO REALLY GIVES A F**K!
EMBED CODE
Code for Facebook, Blogs, Websites and Myspace.
Just copy and paste into your site.
WHILE ISIS IS GETTING THEIR POINT ACROSS TO THE WORLD, ALTHOUGH IT BE AN EVIL ONE THE PRESIDENT IS ALSO SHOWING THE WORLD HIS LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT HIS GOLF GAME. ACTUALLY HE HAS FINALLY FIGURED OUT HE CANNOT MOLD THE UNITED STATES INTO SOME KIND OF SOCIALIST UTOPIA AND HAS JUST GIVEN UP TRYING. AS FOR FOREIGN POLICY HE JUST NEVER HAS GIVEN A FLYING F**K!!!! CARTOON BY WILLIAM WARREN 
THE NATION IS OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED ABOUT THE UNPROVOKED ATTACK IN FERGUSON, MISSOURI BY A VICIOUS "DOG BITING" RACIST COP. THIS "OUT OF THE NORM" ATTACK BY A WHITE MAN ON HIS BLACK BROTHER HAS ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF NONE OTHER THAN THE PRESIDENT AND HIS RIGHT HAND MAN ERIC HOLDER AND THEY HAVE VOWED SWIFT ACTION TO IMPOUND AND PUT DOWN THE OFFENDING BLOOD THIRSTY RACIST CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE NAAWP (NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF WHITE PEOPLE). EVERYONE IN THE NATION HAS GROWN USE TO DOG ATTACKS ON MEN AND EXPECT NOTHING MORE FROM THESE ALLEY DWELLERS WHO ARE FORCED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH GARBAGE CANS FOR THEIR VERY EXISTENCE AND UNDERSTAND THEIR NEED TO STRIKE OUT AGAINST THE MAN WHO HAS FORCED THEM INTO THE GHETTOS OF AMERICA. THESE DOG ON MAN ATTACKS MUST CONTINUE AND EVEN ESCALATE AND IF "THE MAN" DARES TO STRIKE BACK HE MUST BE SOUNDLY CONDEMNED FOR HIS UNNATURAL ACT.
