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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Red Man Chewing Tobacco changing name to Redneck Chewing Tobacco

IN KEEPING WITH THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CRAZ SWEEPING THE NATION AND THE MSM THE MAKERS OF "RED MAN CHEWING TOBACCO" ARE SERIOUSLY  CONSIDERING CHANGING THEIR NAME.  RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT THE NEW NAME WILL BE "REDNECK CHEWING TOBACCO"!  AT FIRST SOME THOUGHT THE NEW NAME MIGHT BE "BLACK MAN CHEWING TOBACCO", BUT THAT WAS REJECTED BY THE COMPANY CEO.  JUST IMAGINE THE CONTROVERSY THAT WOULD COME BY SHOWING THE IMAGE OF A BLACK MAN IN NATIVE GARB  ON THE PACKAGE.  AT THIS TIME IT APPEARS THAT A REDNECK WILL GRACE THE COVER OF THE TOBACCO PACK.  AFTER ALL REDNECKS ARE NOT OFFENDED BY THE TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THEM AS ARE BLACKS AND NATIVE AMERICANS.  SEEMS SOME ARE PROUD OF THEIR COLOR AND HERITAGE AND THE OTHERS ARE ASHAMED OF WHAT THEY ACTUALLY ARE.  JUST THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY. EMBED CODE
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

I'm proud to be a redneck. Yes indeed.

Have a fabulous day Ron. ☺

Science Teach Balch said...

Oh, yes, blacks should be proud to be called nigger, jigaboo, etc. Just like Native Americans should love the term Redskin. Craz has an "e" in it by the way.