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Monday, April 6, 2015

Gov. Jerry Brown to limit shower time in the Golden State

DUE TO A EXTREME WATER SHORTAGE ACROSS THE STATE IN CALIFORNIA, GOV. JERRY BROWN IS IMPOSING A TIME LIMIT ON SHOWERING.  ONE WONDERS HOW HE WILL ENFORCE THIS EXECUTIVE ORDER.  PERHAPS THE GOV COULD APPOINT FRIENDS AS SHOWER-OBSERVERS (MANY HAVE ALREADY SIGNED UP) FOR ONE OF THESE EYE-OPENING POSITIONS.  HELL, SINCE EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA ALREADY DRINKS NOTHING BUT BOTTLED WATER, JUST CUT OFF THE WATER SUPPLY FOR SIX DAYS A WEEK.  AND FOR THOSE THAT WATER THEIR LAWNS JUST LET THEM GET A DOG.
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