Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids
We all know, by this time, that our
45th President is a man that speaks his mind. We have no idea what
Donald may say at his SOTU speech. You just have to follow the below link to see what, I
suspect Trump will be thinking as he looks out at those
gathered in the House chambers.
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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers
Finally
Vegas strip clubs have solved that age old problem of customers groping
the Pole Dancers. Some Las Vegas gentleman's clubs are now featuring
erotic robotic dancers. Apparently, the only requirement is that
potential male gropers wash their hands thoroughly upon entering the
establishment. Read more.....
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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?
I'm old
enough to remember the day when Paper Bags were condemned by those on
the left as a 'real and present danger' to the forest of America. At
that time our astute neighbor to the south, Mexico was using those
glorious plastic bags at the markets and tourist shops. The Mexican
Government was seen as the champion of the Green Movement.
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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections
Just recently, it was reported that a
number of camels in a Saudi beauty contest were disqualified after it
was discovered their beauty was enhanced by Botox Injections. Recently I visited the Golden State, specifically the Hollywood area and was quite shocked to see the women of Sunset and Vine
had unusually large butts and lips. My cousin, who I was visiting
explained this abnormality noting that for some reason the women of
tinsel town felt that inflated butts and lips made them more attractive
to members of the opposite sex and likewise members of the same sex for
those so inclined.
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Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text
What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!
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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'
Efforts by the residents of
California to secede from the US haven’t yet received sufficient support
to be realized. Consequently, a revolutionary group of Californian
millennial's have decided to found their own country in unpopulated
territory in Oman, near the Yemeni border.
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Is Donald Trump the Reincarnation of Sam Houston
Coming soon to a town near you. Open
border Democrats would allow anyone to enter into the United States.
That is anyone they believe would vote for them. Of course that would
eliminate those from eastern European countries. Progressive Dems fully
realized those poor souls has witnessed the folly of the Socialist
State while under the domination of the old USSR and would be unlikely
candidates for future Democratic voters.
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Democrats Shutdown Government to show their Support for Crime in the United States
It is becoming quite clear that most
in the Democratic Party support illegal aliens in their law-breaking
rampage across America. They have in fact shutdown the government to
show their support of the alien community in what can only be described
as illegal acts. They not only prevent ICE federal officers from
enforcing their duties in sanctuary cities, but are now trying to hold
the patriotic men and women of our armed forces hostage by not paying
them while they put their lives on the line in defense of the nation.
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ICE Raids homes and buildings flying Mexican Flag in San Francisco
Earlier today thousands of ICE agents
were seen landing on California beaches just south of San Francisco.
They are apparently raiding homes and businesses flying the Mexican
National flag. Additionally dozens were seen entering state and local
government buildings and removing officials in handcuffs. It has been
further noted that hundreds of heavily armed agents have parachuted into
Sacramento and are at this time surrounding the governor's mansion with
an arrest warrant for governor 'Moonbeam' Brown.
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Shocking: President Trump's Annual Medical Examine Reveals Small Callus on Right Index Finger
Following President Trump's annual
Medical examine at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center the
President's physician, Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson took the podium at the
White House Daily briefing to answer questions regarding the
President's health. As one might expect, the questions centered on
Trump's mental health. Dr. Jackson announced that Trump's cognitive
score (a screen for neurological abnormalities) was a perfect 30. The
news conference went down hill from that point with questions about how
much ice cream, Hamburgers, and diet cokes the president consumed.
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