Showing posts with label obamas mother. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obamas mother. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Birth Certificate

Much as been said about Obama's birth certificate, or the lack of one. So what's does ones birth certificate state. It varies from state to state, but generally these items are included:

1. Mother's name, including her maiden name.

2. Father's name. This does not insure however that the name listed on the birth certificate, as the father is indeed the biological father. The Natchez Indian tribe had a custom that comes to mind here. When the chief died his eldest son did NOT become chief, none of his sons became chief. Rather, it was the eldest son of the dead chief's oldest sister who assumed that role. The custom may seem somewhat bizarre, but when one looks at the logic behind it the intentions become clear. You see, one could be sure that the mother of a baby is indeed the mother. People are present at the time of birth to bear witness. While the father of a baby, well chances are that only two were there at the time of conception. The mother and the biological father. The ancient Natchez Indians understood this, and also the custom of their women being somewhat loose with their affections led them to adopt this custom. They could always be sure the son of the chief's sister was of royal blood, but they could never be sure the son of the chief was of royal blood. Hence, father's name on birth certificate has some legal meaning, but that's where the truth stops. Of course, we are speaking of Obama's birth here--guess you've figured that out by now. So who is the real father---many have asked, but none will ever know.

3. Place of Birth. My birth certificate states, the town, the state and the address where I was born, as do most. What does Obama's state. Normally, this item is one of lesser importance, but when it comes to the President of the United States the Constitution demands it.

4. Date: the day, the month, the year and the hour of birth. Most all certificates have these items---does Obama's?

5. Doctor's name. The physician who delivered the baby. Does Obama's certificate have this name? If not, why?

6. Baby's, name, sex, race, weight, length, and other vital statistics varying from state to state.

One thing that is not on the certificate but associated with it is this. In large towns and in small towns the local news papers always carry accounts of births and deaths. Was Obama's birth reported in his city's local paper? What is the answer. I've probably left something out and I'm sure someone will point that out.
Read three great satirical post tonight. These are great post.


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Friday, June 19, 2009

White House Leaks Story of Obama's Kenyan Birth

Unidentified sources inside the White House are quietly revealing, what has just been a rumor up until this time, that Obama may have indeed been born in Kenya. It is believed that these revelations are coming now, as a result of the ongoing effort by some groups to get the original copy of his birth certificate made public. At this moment the complete details are sketchy, but some details are emerging. It now appears that Ann Dunham (Mrs Barack Hussein Obama, Sr) had returned to Kenya with her husband of only 6 month in mid-July of 1961 to meet members of his Kenyan family. It is thought that while on this visit Ann Dunham learned of Obama seniors earlier marriage to a woman named Kezia in 1954 and that the two were the parents of four children. According to White House sources Ann, distraught and shaken leaves the senior Obama and goes to the nearby capital city of Nairobi and fearing for her life at that time seeks refuse at the American Embassy there. At first the embassy officials were somewhat reluctant to admit the young wife, but upon hearing her story of the death threats leveled at her by the family of Kezia, Barack seniors true wife they decide to give the young obviously pregnant girl asylum in the embassy. According to recently released embassy records the embassy was over-flowing with American nationals at that particular time due to a sharp spike in black nationalist activities directed at whites in the country. Because of over-crowding in the embassy proper, Ann was given shelter in a small shed in the rear of the embassy, a shed formerly reserved for livestock. The livestock had been removed several months before. It was in this former stable, that Ann unexpectedly gives birth to Barack Hussein Obama II, the current President of the United States. The anonymous sources at the White House are quick to point out two things: first, President Obama was born on American soil (U.S. Embassy grounds are considered under international agreements to be part of the United States); second, the ONE was born in a stable (the source was quick to emphasize this fact) for what reason we are not sure! Finally the issue is settled, Obama was born on American soil with his humble beginnings in a stable---the message here well I'll leave that to you!

by Ron Russell