A PREACHER VISITS AN ELDERLY WOMAN FROM HIS CONGREGATION.
AS HE SITS ON THE COUCH HE NOTICES A LARGE BOWL OF PEANUTS ON THE COFFEE TABLE.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Saturday, May 4, 2013
The Facelift
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says
the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in
six months for a follow-up."
Friday, May 3, 2013
Generic name for Viagra
All drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen, etc
For the last few months, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has
been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Fourth Marriage
A woman getting married for the fourth time goes to a bridal shop and
asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white, you've been married
three times already" says the sales clerk.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Today's Bad Idea
Just when you think a person
can't get any dumber.....
This will cleanse the gene
pool a little!
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