A woman getting married for the fourth time goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white, you've been married three times already" says the sales clerk.
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin." says the bride. "That's impossible", says the clerk. "Unfortunately not" the bride explains: "My first husband was a Psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a Gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector, God I miss him.
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