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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Preacher's Visit

A PREACHER VISITS AN ELDERLY WOMAN FROM HIS CONGREGATION. AS HE SITS ON THE COUCH HE NOTICES A LARGE BOWL OF PEANUTS ON THE COFFEE TABLE.

"MIND IF I HAVE A FEW?" HE ASKS. "NO NOT AT ALL" THE WOMAN REPLIED. THEY CHAT FOR AN HOUR AND AS THE PREACHER STANDS TO LEAVE, HE REALIZES INSTEAD OF EATING JUST A FEW PEANUTS, HE EMPTIED MOST OF THE BOWL. "I'M SO SORRY FOR EATING ALL YOUR PEANUTS, I REALLY JUST MEANT TO EAT A FEW," STATED THE PREACHER. "THAT'S ALL RIGHT," REPLIED THE WOMAN. "EVER SINCE I LOST MY TEETH ALL I CAN DO IS SUCK THE CHOCOLATE OFF THEM"!!!
LEAVE ME A COMMENT
OR
I'LL STEAL YOUR NUTS!

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2 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hey Dooode, great story! Are my nuts safe now.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha and Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Have a terrific day. :)