Most people name their dogs "Rover" or "Tag". I called mine SEX.
This dog has been very embarrassing to me. When I took him to City Hall to get his license renewed. I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said he would like to have one too. "but you don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine year old." The clerk said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon. I took the dog with me. When I went to the motel clerk I said, "I want a suite for wife with a special room for Sex. The motel clerk said every room in the motel was for sex. I said, "but you don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night. The clerk said, "me too".
I went to enter the dog in a contest, but before he showed he ran off. Another contestant asked me why I was standing around. I told him I was hoping to have Sex in the contest. He said I should have sold my own tickets. I said, "you don't understand, I wanted to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I told the judge, "your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge said, "me too." I said, "but you don't understand, after my marriage Sex left me". The judge said, "me too".
The other day the dog ran away again and I spent hours looking for him in town. A policeman came up to me and asked what I was doing in this alley at 1 o'clock in the morning. I said I was looking for Sex.My case comes up this Friday.