Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Evils of Drugs

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday".
 
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever "17 people"? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
 
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this
 
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and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs".
 
"That's admirable", said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
 
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever". "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!?" "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)                
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I said (pointing to small circle) this is your a$$hole before prison.....
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SPEAKING OF BEFORE AND AFTER

BEFORE OBAMA
AFTER OBAMA

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3 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha on the first one. Not so much on the second.

Have a terrific day. :)

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Teresa said...

LOL! Great post! This reminds me of the egg frying saying this is your brain on drugs commercial. Obama is an example of person you don't want to be when you grow up - a president on drugs.