Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Leftest Clock coming to America

RECENTLY THE LEFT-LEANING GOVERNMENT IN BOLIVIA HAS INSTALLED A NEW CLOCK ON ITS BUILDING IN LA PAZ.  UNLIKE THE TRADITIONAL CLOCKS AROUND THE WORLD THAT MOVE "RIGHT", FOREIGN MINISTER DAVID CHOQUEHUANEA SAID THAT HIS NATION WAS JUST KEEPING UP WITH THE CHANGING TIME (THE LEFTEST REVOLUTION'S AROUND THE GLOBE).  SOME RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING (FROM RIGHT TO LEFT--COUNTER CLOCKWISE) THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA MAY SOON ISSUE AN EXECUTIVE MANDATE REQUIRING CLOCKS ON ALL FEDERAL BUILDINGS TO MOVE COUNTER-CLOCKWISE.  THIS ACTION WOULD ASSURE OBAMA'S LEGACY FOR ALL "TIME".   
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Monday, March 30, 2015

North Korea Leads World in Energy Conservation

THE AMERICAN AND RUSSIAN ASTRONAUTS ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION CAN BEAR WITNESS TO THE GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF NORTH KOREA IN THEIR UNENDING EFFORTS TO LEAD THE WAY IN ENERGY CONSERVATION.  THE NORTH KOREANS WILL NOT BRAG ABOUT THIS GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT, BUT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE FROM SPACE VALIDATES THIS FACT. 
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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Reply to Senate Letter: "Death to America"

WHILE JOHN KERRY SITS DOWN WITH THE ENEMY, THEY CHANT "DEATH TO AMERICA"!  DAMN THAT HAS TO REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD OLE DAYS WHEN HIS CROWD SAID THE SAME BASIC THING WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING IN NAM! 
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Friday, March 27, 2015

Biden and the Burka

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS A UNIQUE WAY WITH WORDS OR SHOULD I SAY, A SEVERE CASE OF "FOOT-IN-MOUTH" DISEASE.  JUST RECENTLY HE SAID,  "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY WAY WITH WOMEN" WHEN HE REALLY MEANT TO SAY, "I HAVE A WAY WITH WOMEN".  BUT YOU KNOW WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, I WOULD RATHER A TONGUE-TIED DUNCE WHO OCCASSIONALY SPEAKS THE TRUTH  AS PRESIDENT THAN ONE THAT LIES IF HIS LIPS ARE MOVING.  
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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Apocalyptic Events coming to Middle East

THERE ARE THREE FORCES AT WORK ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND NORTH AFRICA.  THE HISTORICAL STRUGGLE BETWEEN SUNNI AND SHI'ITE ELEMENTS OF ISLAM AND THAT OF ISLAMIC TERRORIST WHO COME FROM BOTH GROUPS.  THE U.S. ESSENTIALLY IS A SPECTATOR, UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S FOREIGN POLICY, TO THE UNFOLDING EVENTS.  BUT IF ANYTHING OBAMA AND THOSE KEY ADVISERS AROUND HIM SEEM TO BE TILTING TOWARD SHI'ITE IRAN IN THAT PROTRACTED STRUGGLE.  NOT SURPRISING WHEN ONE CONSIDERS THAT HIS FOREMOST ADVISER WAS BORN IN IRAN AND THAT THE PRESIDENT APPARENTLY WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO OBTAIN A NUCLEAR DEAL WITH THAT ISLAMIC STATE.   UNFORTUNATELY EVENTS  LEFT UNCHECKED COULD  PLUNGE THAT ENTIRE REGION INTO A GENERAL WAR WHICH WILL INVARIABLLY DRAW IN EXTERNAl  POWERS LIKE WESTERN EUROPE, THE UNITED STATES, AND RUSSIA.   I SEE NO GOOD OUTCOME TO THIS CONFLICT AS LONG AS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SITS BEHIND THE DESK IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND FEAR THAT SOMETHING HAS BEEN SET IN MOTION THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED AND WILL HAVE TO PLAY ITSELF OUT IN SOME APOCALYPTIC WAY.   
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with Desertion

IT'S NOT QUITE OFFICIAL YET, BUT PENTAGON SOURCES ARE REPORTING THAT ARMY SGT. BOWE BERGDAHL WILL BE CHARGED WITH DESERTION.  REMEMBER BERGDAHL WAS RELEASED BY THE TALIBAN IN EXCHANGE FOR 5 TOP TALIBAN PRISONERS HELD AT GITMO.  FOLLOWING THE RELEASE PRESIDENT OBAMA INVITED THE BERGDAHL FAMILY FOR A MEETING IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN.  SEEMS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS MORE INTERESTED IN RELEASING ALL THE TERRORIST HELD AT GITMO, THAN THE SAFETY OF OUR BRAVE FIGHTING MEN, NOT THOSE WHO TURN AND RUN AND GO OVER TO THE F**KING ENEMY. 
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

The Nationalistic Spirit in America and Israel

THE ABOVE IMAGE WAS FROM A MOVIE POSTER FOR THE 1960 MOVIE "EXODUS' WHICH TOLD THE STORY OF THE FOUNDING OF THE MODERN DAY JEWISH STATE OF ISRAEL IN 1948.  THAT MOVIE WHICH SHOWED THE STRUGGLES OF THE EARLY JEWISH SETTLERS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE MADE ME AWARE OF ISRAEL.  AND SO BEGAN MY LOVE OF THE PATRIOTIC SPIRIT OF THE PEOPLE OF THAT TINY NATION ADRIFT IN A SEA OF ARABS.  BELOW ARE ISRAELI SOLDIERS ON A 3 HOUR BREAK FROM BATTLE----WORTH WATCHING!  AND DON'T FORGET TO READ MY FINAL THOUGHTS AT BOTTOM OF THIS POST.
 
I CRY WHEN I SEE THESE BRAVE YOUNG MEN WHO ARE JUST ON A BREAK FROM BATTLE SHOWING THEIR NATIONALISTIC SPIRIT AND THEIR LOVE OF COUNTRY.  THOSE ON THE LEFT HATE ALMOST ANY FORM OF NATIONALISM AND WILL OPENLY TELL YOU SO, AS THEY ARE PROUD OF THAT POSITION.  BUT LOVE OF COUNTRY AND THE FEELING THAT OUR NATION IS UNIQUE AND EXCEPTIONAL IS AN AMERICAN TRADITION AS WELL AS AN ISRAELI ONE.  SADLY OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM AND HAS OPENLY INDICATED THAT.  HE IS AN INTERNATIONALIST WHO WOULD ERADICATE ALL NATIONAL BORDERS IF HE COULD AND REPLACE OUR CURRENT CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT WITH SOME FORM OF UNITED NATIONS CHARTER.  THE MAN IS NOT A PATRIOT.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Political Parasites both Big and Small

WHEN WE NORMALLY THINK OF POLITICAL PARASITES WE THINK OF THOSE ON FOOD STAMPS AND OTHER FORMS OF WELFARE THAT ARE NOT IN NEED OF THOSE PROGRAMS.  AND YET THERE IS ANOTHER AND PERHAPS MORE INSIDIOUS PARASITE AND THAT IS THE POLITICIAN WE ELECT TO OFFICE YEAR AFTER YEAR.  A PERSON WHO LIVES HIGH ON THE HOG BECAUSE OF THE HARD WORK AND SWEAT OF OTHERS.  A MAN OR WOMAN WHO WORKS IN THE GRANDEST BUILDING MADE OF MARBLE AND TOWERING COLUMNS.  A HOUSE WE BUILD.  DRIVE INTO ANY STATE CAPITAL, COUNTY SEAT, OR WASHINGTON D.C. AND SEE THE MONUMENTS TO COLLECTIVE INSANITY.  AN INSANITY THAT IS A GROWING THREAT TO THE INDIVIDUALISM WE ALL (WELL ALMOST ALL) VALUE SO MUCH.  PARASITES ARE POISONING OUR WAY OF LIFE, WHERE IT SHOULD BE US POISONING THE DAMN PARASITES.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Obama on Jews

UNCONFIRMED SOURCES HAVE INDICATED THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ASKED IRANIAN LEADER AYATOLLAH RUHOLLAH KHOMEINI TO QUIT THREATENING TO DESTROY ISRAELOBAMA IS RUMORED TO HAVE TOLD THE AYATOLLAH HE WANTED FIRST CRACK AT IT.  WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED!!!!
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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Obama supports Bipartisan Politics

THE HEAD OF THE "COMMUNIST PARTY USA", JOHN BACHTELL, HAS ANNOUNCED HIS INTENTION TO SUPPORT OBAMA'S NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY.  THIS GRAND ALLIANCE WILL ENABLE OUR DEAR LEADER TO FULFILL HIS PROMISE TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE AMERICA. 
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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

New EPA approved Home Shower or How to have more Stinking People

THE OBAMA ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY IS TAKING THE FIRST STEPS TO REGULATE HOW MUCH WATER YOU USE IN YOUR PERSONAL SHOWER BY PROPOSING A WIRELESS WAY OF MEASURING HOW MUCH WATER HOTEL GUEST USE IN THEIR ROOMS.  SEEMS THAT THOSE IN THE ADMINISTRATION ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WATER THAN STINKING, BUT THEN THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED, AFTERALL NO AMOUNT OF BATHING WILL WASH AWAY THE STINK COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE NOW. 
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Monday, March 16, 2015

ISIS Fighters fleeing Tikrit disquise themselves as women

DOZENS OF ISIS FIGHTERS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT WEARING WOMENS CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO EVADE ADVANCING IRAQI AND IRANIAN FORCES IN TIKRIT.  IN ADDITION TO THE TRADITIONAL BURKA, MANY WERE FOUND TO BE WEARING EYELINER, EYESHADOW, BLUSH AND IN SOME CASES BRAS.  HOWEVER SEVERAL WERE NOT IDENTIFIED BEFORE THEY WERE CAPTURED AND RAPED BY  MEMBERS OF THE IRANIAN QUADS FORCE (REVOLUTIONARY GUARD).  UPON LEARNING OF THIS UNSPEAKABLE ACT, GUARD  COMMANDERS HAD THE OFFENDING SOLDIERS EXECUTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH SHARIA LAW!  THE ONLY DEFENSE OFFERED BY THE IRANIAN SOLDIERS WAS "WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOATS"!
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Saturday, March 14, 2015

Official White House Portrait of the 44th President of the United States

WHEN A PRESIDENT LEAVES OFFICE IT IS TRADITIONAL THAT A OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PORTRAIT BE MADE TO HANG IN THE WHITE HOUSE.  IT HAS JUST BEEN LEARNED THAT  PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS COMMISSIONED HE OWN PORTRAIT AND WE HAVE OBTAINED A COPY OF THIS AMAZING WORK OF ART OF THE 44th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
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Friday, March 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton is no Winston Churchill

DESPITE THEIR SIMILAR APPEARANCE, HILLARY CLINTON IS NO WINSTON CHURCHILL.  ONE SAVED HIS COUNTRY WHILE THE OTHER PLAYED WITH EMAILS.  AND TO THINK, SHE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT.  WHAT A FRICKING JOKE. 
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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Chivalry embraced by Misogynist and other male Chauvinist Pigs

CHIVALRY MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES AND ANYONE DARING TO PRACTICE THIS ANTIQUATED MEDIEVAL ACT MUST BE SOUNDLY CONDEMNED AS A  SEXIST MALE CHAUVINIST PIG WHO CARES LITTLE FOR WOMEN AND THEIR DRIVE TOWARD FULL EQUALITY.  HELL IT MUST BE OUTLAWED AND THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY SHOULD OFFER A PLANK IN THE 2016 PLATFORM DEMANDING THIS, SO THAT THE PARTY'S NOMINEE WILL HAVE TO TAKE A STAND ON THE VITAL ISSUE.   
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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

President Hillary Clinton's Nuclear Football

MOST OF YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE PRESIDENT ALWAYS HAS A MILITARY OFFICER FOLLOWING HIM AROUND WITH A SMALL BRIEFCASE ATTACKED TO HIS HAND.  THIS CASE HAS BECOME KNOWN AS THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE LAUNCH CODES FOR OUR ICBM FLEET.  AND NOW WE ARE THINKING ABOUT ELECTING A PREDIDENT WHO CAN'T EVEN PUT 2 EMAIL ACCOUNTS ON THE SAME PHONE----OOPS!!!!
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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

"Burger King" workers refuse to be exploited by the "Free Lunch" crowd

BURGER KING EMPLOYEES HAVE TAKEN A STAND AGAINST THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE "FREE LUNCH CROWD"!  A BAND OF ANGELS THIEVES HAS DESCENDED ON THE HUDDLED MASSES OF BURGER KING AND MCDONALDS DEMANDING THEIR FAIR SHARE OF THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY.  MONEY THE "FREEBIE LAZIES" WOULD USE FOR THE COMMON GOOD.  JUST LIKE LEONIDAS AT THERMOPYLAE THE WORKERS AT BURGER KING HAVE RALLIED AGAINST THE MIGHT SOCIALIST ARMY OF KING XERXES EMPEROR BARACK OBAMA AND IN THE END WILL LOSE THE BATTLE, BUT NOT THE WAR.  AFTER ALL THAT CROWNING VICTORY IS ALWAYS THE GOAL IN ANY CONFLICT.   
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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Boko Haram pledges Alliance to ISIS

 ISIS IS SPEADING LIKE A WILD FIRE ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND NORTH AFRICA AND NOW HAS A FOOTHOLD IN SUB-SAHARA AFRICA.  OH WELL, THEY ARE JUST THE JV TEAM AND NO REAL THREAT TO AMERICA.    
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Saturday, March 7, 2015

Senator Bob Menendez punished for not Obeying his master, President Obama

  NEW JERSEY DEMOCRAT SENATOR BOB MENENDEZ HAS FAILED TO TOW THE PARTY LINE BY OPPOSING "DEAR LEADER" OBAMA AND NOT FOLLOWING IN LOCK-STEP WITH HIS LOYAL SOCIALIST COMRADES.  SENATOR MENENDEZ IN LEARNING THE HARD WAY THAT NOT SUPPORTING COMRADE OBAMA ON SUCH THINGS AS IMMIGRATION, CUBA POLICY AND IRANIAN NEGOTIATIONS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN OBAMA'S "UN-DEMOCRATIC PARTY".  THE SENATOR MUST BE SERVERY PUNISHED SO THAT NO OTHERS FAIL TO FOLLOW THE PARTY LINE.   THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT THE SENATOR WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF PARTY DISLOYALTY TRUMPED UP CHARGES AND BANISHED TO SOME STATE RUN GULAG!

Friday, March 6, 2015

Zombie Attack on Washington fails due to lack of Food

BREAKING NEWS:  THE ATTACK OF THE BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES ON WASHINGTON HAS FAILED.  ZOMBIE LEADERS HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THEY ARE WITHDRAWING FROM THE NATIONS CAPITAL CONFIRMING WHAT MANY ZOMBIE LEADERS HAD EARLIER SAID.  "THIS ATTACK WAS A FRUITLESS EFFORT IN THAT THE SUPPLY OF BRAINS IN WASHINGTON WAS LIMITED TO ONLY A VERY SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION".  RECENT ESTIMATES THAT ONLY ABOUT 1% OF WASHINGTON RESIDENTS POSSESS ENOUGH "GREY MATTER" FOR A DECENT MEAL HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED AS MANY OF THE ZOMBIE ARMY ARE DYING FROM STARVATION ON THE BATTLE FIELDS IN AND AROUND THE WHITE HOUSE AND CAPITAL.  IN ADDITIONAL NEWS FROM ACROSS THE NATION, THE ATTACKS ON THE MAJOR UNIVERSITIES HAVE ALSO CEASED FOR THE SAME REASON.  THE ZOMBIES ARE NOW CONCENTRATING THEIR ATTACKS ON THE MANY SURVIVALIST CAMPS AROUND THE COUNTRY, BUT ARE BEING MET BY FIERCE RESISTANCE FROM THE WELL-ARMED OCCUPANTS OF THESE ISOLATED OUTPOST.  MEANWHILE THE MINDLESS MADNESS CONTINUES IN THE CAPITAL AND ON CAMPUSES ACROSS AMERICA.
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Thursday, March 5, 2015

47 ISIS Sex Slaves Freed by Navy SEALS

SOME 47 ISIS SEX SLAVES WILL HAVE A PEACEFUL UNINTERRUPTED NIGHTS REST DUE TO INTERVENTION OF NAVY SEALS.  THEIR FORMER CAPTORS HAVE BEEN SENT TO MEET THEIR 72 VIRGINS IN THAT MYTHICAL UTOPIA IN THE SKY. 
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Coexistence Iranian Style

IRAN AND OBAMA ARE MUCH ALIKE.  WITH BOTH IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.  SHOULD HAVE TITLED THIS POST, "COEXISTENCE OBAMA STYLE"! 
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Monday, March 2, 2015

ISIS is coming for your Daughter

 
UNLIKE SOME I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS VIDEO AS I LOVE SATIRE!  BESIDES FOR THE MOST PART IT IS THOSE BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS THAT ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO TAKE THE "ISIS ROAD".  AFTER ALL, THOSE POOR JOBLESS DOWN-TRODDEN SOULS ARE JUST VICTIMS OF COLONIAL IMPERIALISM AND ARE ONLY TRYING TO RECONSTITUTE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY THEIR HOMELAND.  WHEN CASTRO WAS IN THE MOUNTAINS OF CUBA FIGHTING HIS REVOLUTION, LIBERALS BY THE HUNDREDS FLOCKED TO HIS RED BANNER.