Obama returns to his Roots and joins Gooney Birds on Midway Island

Obama taking Air Force One to Midway Island in the central Pacific this week.  Not to pay homage to the men who fought what was probably the most decisive naval of WWII, but to promote his unrelenting fight against the rising of the ocean caused by man-made global warming.  The president should feel right at home on this small speck in the Pacific because it is home to millions of Gooney Birds.  The president does not have to concern himself about upsetting the delicate Eco balance because after all, what difference does one more Gooney make!  Also Barack, should feel right at home there, because he has surrounded himself with Goonies in Washington---proving the old saying "birds of a feather flock together".  We wish Barack Obama well and hope Air Force One doesn't kill too many Goonies when landing and taking off from the runway that's often packed with flocks of the island,s best known inhabitants.