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Monday, September 26, 2016

Presidential Debate - Pigeon vs. Falcon and Hillary's changing email scheme

Numerous reliable reports are coming in that Hillary Clinton has developed a severe case of emailphobia and is now using large numbers of carrier pigeons for her most secret communication with the Obama White House and numerous other unsavory characters in her inner circle.  The feeling in the Clinton camp is there is no possible way to hack into these secretive documents by using this dated, but time-proven means of communication.

However, it should be noted that some low-flying helicopter pilots  in New York City have reported seeing some unusual cages atop Trump Tower.  After a closer inspection, these pilots observed the cages to be filled with what looked like Peregrine Falcons.  Birds of Prey, considered to be a pigeon's worst enemy.  As of this time Trump as not commented on this ominous development!

One must wonder who will be the Pigeon and who will be the Hawk in tonight's Presidential Debate!

OOPS, HILLARY'S BIRD JUST GOT HACKED!

Today's Bonus
 

One must wonder just how many drinks Hillary will have before hitting the stage this evening.  Of course Donald Trump is a teetotaler!  Regardless, it will be quite the show!

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