After many in the White House press pool reported seeing hordes of unusual insects exiting the structure prior to the Obama's leaving and the Trump's becoming the new tenants an expert was called in to identify these mysterious bugs. Dr. I.C. Poop, the world's foremost entomologist quickly confirmed what many had suspected. These former residents were, indeed, Kenyan Dung Beetles. Insects known to have a voracious appetite for droppings left by natives from their homeland. Apparently, these African Scarabaeinaes (crap-eaters), unlike their former neighbors in the West Wing, foresaw the coming famine and are not desperately clinging to their desk and iPads!
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