Following a full week of study by top scientist at the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) new EPA Secretary Scott Pruitt has announced that due to the unnatural quantity of flagellants coming from the consumption of Mexican re-fried beans his agency has recommended an extreme tax be levied on all such beans coming into this country from Mexico. This move would greatly decrease the quantity of greenhouse gas emission across the nation, particularly in California. A congressional report showed this action would reduce the re-fried bean flow into America by over 90%. An action that would send illegal aliens scurrying south in search of their favorite side dish. The congressional report further revealed that a whopping three million illegals would flee back across the southern border, unable to pay the $35 per can increase in cost. Needless to say, this would solve part of the illegal alien problem. But the good news doesn't stop there. Many wealth Mexicans will be able to pay the additional cost they will incur when purchasing a can of this Latino delicacy and the tax money from those sales will go directly into "Trump's Wall".