Following the unqualified success of President Trump's dating service 'MOAB' targeted directly at ISIS members. Top executives at both 'Match and eHarmony' are scrambling to bridge the growing dating gap caused by the explosive nature of MOAB. With the CEO of eHarmony offering those ISIS members who switch, 73 USDA approved Virgins. The staff at 'Match' are still struggling for innovative ways to lure ISIS members back into the fold. With one staff member floating the idea of offering one beautiful Russian girl here on earth instead of the promised 72 in paradise.