Trump Operatives secretly distributing Defective Chinese Eclipse Glasses in Democratic Strongholds

As millions eagerly await the looming solar eclipse, we have been unable to confirm rumors the mysterious men in black have been seen passing out defective Chinese Eclipse Glasses near Section 9 housing areas and outside local food stamp offices.  It appears this is a 'Black Ops' operation by Trumpites directed from the Oval Office. 

Already, some alarmed Democrats in congress are calling for another special counsel to investigate these rumors.  It is further been noted that members of Antifa and BLM are gearing up to tear down confederate monuments in the path of the total eclipse, especially in the Charleston, S.C. where they are most concentrated, as total darkness envelopes that region.  However it seems that some Alt-right organizations have gotten wind of these impending 'Lynch Lee' attacks and have ringed some monument areas with heavily armed guards with orders to shoot to kill.  

My family and I will enjoy this once in a lifetime event by viewing it with Eclipse Glasses bearing the 'Made in America' label.  Thanks to Stilton's Place for the above images 
Cross posted at Rule 5 Sites