Statues of Robert E. Lee are breathing a sigh of relief today, because they're getting a 24 hour reprieve from social justice vandals thanks to "Deface Columbus Day."
Antifa groups nationwide are being called on by the basement-dwelling Revolutionary Abolitionist Movement (RAM) to deface, vandalize, or destroy any public monuments to Christopher Columbus, because inanimate objects make better targets than people who can fight back.
We're not even sure why the Revolutionary Abolitionist Movement has a grudge against Columbus, as their stated purpose is "the violent redistribution of wealth" and "the abolition of gender" which presumably involves the violent redistribution of genitalia.
All of which makes us think that if Columbus had known what the future held, he wouldn't have bothered discovering a land of such galloping idiocy. Thanks to Stilton's Place
MY THOUGHTS:
"BECAUSE OF THE RECENT SURGE IN VANDALISM AGAINST MONUMENTS OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, NASA IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SCRAPPING ALL PLANS TO EXPLORE THE 'RED PLANET'. THEY FEAR A BACKLASH SHOULD LITTLE GREEN MEN BE FOUND ON MARS AND SUBSEQUENTLY FALL VICTIM TO THE DEVIOUS RACIAL SCHEMES OF THE WHITE MAN DURING A NEO-COLONIALISM PERIOD. PERHAPS WE SHOULD LET THE CHINESE GO THERE FIRST."
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Antifa groups nationwide are being called on by the basement-dwelling Revolutionary Abolitionist Movement (RAM) to deface, vandalize, or destroy any public monuments to Christopher Columbus, because inanimate objects make better targets than people who can fight back.
We're not even sure why the Revolutionary Abolitionist Movement has a grudge against Columbus, as their stated purpose is "the violent redistribution of wealth" and "the abolition of gender" which presumably involves the violent redistribution of genitalia.
All of which makes us think that if Columbus had known what the future held, he wouldn't have bothered discovering a land of such galloping idiocy. Thanks to Stilton's Place
MY THOUGHTS:
"BECAUSE OF THE RECENT SURGE IN VANDALISM AGAINST MONUMENTS OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, NASA IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SCRAPPING ALL PLANS TO EXPLORE THE 'RED PLANET'. THEY FEAR A BACKLASH SHOULD LITTLE GREEN MEN BE FOUND ON MARS AND SUBSEQUENTLY FALL VICTIM TO THE DEVIOUS RACIAL SCHEMES OF THE WHITE MAN DURING A NEO-COLONIALISM PERIOD. PERHAPS WE SHOULD LET THE CHINESE GO THERE FIRST."
2 comments:
Just a bunch of thugs running the streets. I think it's the new norm. Although I don't think they are worth much. I think they live in the basement of mommies house.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Time for a house to drop on these pukes.
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