Sunday, February 25, 2018

FBI appoints new Chief for it Tips Line Office

Following the disgusting lack of action by those at the FBI Tip Center at Clarksburg, West Virginia, FBI Director Christopher Wray after a nation wide search has selected Barney Fife of Mayberry RFD to be his new office chief.  When President Trump was asked about Wray's decision his only reply was, "anyone would be an improvement"!

Monday, February 19, 2018

Should the Native Americans of Columbus's day built a Wall to keep out Illegal White Hordes

If you've even been in the American West and on a Native Indian reservation you surely must realize it was the white man who screwed the Indians.  First he flooded into what was there country (sounds like illegal immigration).  And then to add insult to injury he pumped millions of dollars in the form of welfare into the reservations he had placed them on.  Making them absolutely dependence on the white man's benevolence in Washington D.C.  Does all this look familiar when you see today's America?  If not you are one of those uninformed ignorant Americans who will never learn from history because you don't know it.  And as the old saying goes, "those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it".
To bad the early Native Americans listened to the open borders leaders of that day.  They should have built the Wall!   

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Trump wants to slash food stamps and replace them with a 'TRUMP BOX'

Obama had his ObamaPhone; now Trump has his Trump Box.

We are surprised to announce that government services are expanding with the Trump Box: A meal delivery service for those who can't afford food. The goals of the Trump Box are to promote healthier eating, save money by purchasing food in bulk, and prevent fraud. When asked for a sample menu of what the non-perishable items may be, Trump's spokesperson provided this list, which sounds like an MRE from 1945: 

  Stale crackers Ramen noodles 
  An MSG packet 
  Can of sardines 
  Chopped meat spread 
  Brick dust 
  Dog food for granny, before she gets shoved off a cliff 
  Vitamin C tablets for scurvy 
  And a voter registration form, with Republican Party pre-marked.
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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Obama Painter Kehinde Wiley Known For Portraying Black Heroines Decapitating White Women

Barack Obama unveiled his official portrait as painted by artist Kehinde Wiley at the Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery in Washington DC on Monday. "Wiley typically portrays people of color posing as famous figures in Western art," the Portrait Gallery said of his work. "Through this practice, he challenges the visual rhetoric of power that is dominated by elite white men." "Barack Obama said he admired how Wiley's photos 'challenge our conventional views of power and privilege,'" NPR reports. Part of challenging the "power" of white people evidently involves angry black women decapitating white women, which Wiley has a fixation for:
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Canadian Prime Minister would destroy 'Mankind'

During a recent speech, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau announced he would no longer use the term 'mankind' and replace the word 'man' with people.  Kind of makes one wonder just how long this would be allowed by the other kooks on the left.  After all 'peoplekind' is not all inclusive and excludes billions of our winged and four-footed friends around the planet---let's just use the term 'animalkind' and be done with it.

The New Darling of the Elite Media: Kim Yo Jong, North Korea's leaders Sister

Finally those in the media have found someone among world leaders that hates Donald Trump almost as much as they do.  Kim Yo Jong, the sister to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un suddenly has been elevated by many in the press to 'Princess of Peace'.  Not since the days of Jane Fonda has such a woman burst on the international stage.  Rumors are flying that the Nobel Committee is considering  nominating Kim Yo for the Alfred Nobel Peace Prize!  This site is grateful to the all-knowing men and women of the press for opening the eyes of deplorable's in flyover country so they could see the beauty of this child of the North Korean Communist State. 

Coming soon: U.S. Military Parade in North Korea

THANKS TO STILTON'S PLACE
President Trump has just requested the Pentagon give him plans for a grand military parade to honor the men and women of our Armed Forces.  Of course, as you might expect he was immediately attacked by the media and Democrats---I suppose this was just too damn patriotic for them. 

Personally, I think Trump should double down and instead of our troops and tanks marching up Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. have the parade in Pyongyang, North Korea.  This would also alleviate faux concerns of the D.C. city council that military tanks would destroy their streets.  After all, the roads of Pyongyang are much more suitable for such displays of military hardware.   

Trump's Grand Pyongyang Parade would be lead by a Jackass pulling a small cart with Kim Jong-un, in chains.  A very fitting end to 'Little Rocket Man', the leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  'Democratic People's Republic', damn sounds like a name provided by some modern day Democrat.
Please check out satirical remarks by Stilton on this subject!    

Saturday, February 10, 2018

White House Janitor accused of Assault on X-Wife, Dems call for impeachment of all Janitorial Staff

Apparently the "Me Too" movement now supersedes the individual's rights protected by the Constitution.  The Washington Post has revealed that a 64 old Black Janitor's ex-wife is now accusing the ageing man of sexual assault some 30 years ago.  Democrats in Congress are now calling for the impeachment of the entire Janitorial Staff of the White House. More.....

Tooth Fairy accused of sexually assaulting millions of children

Tooth Fairy accused of sexually assaulting millions of children, outs self as Transgendered Tooth Recovery Specialist

Hillary Clinton's 'Something Burger'

According to Fox News, “An FBI informant involved in the controversial Uranium One deal has told congressional committees that Moscow paid millions to a U.S. lobbying firm in a bid to influence then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton by helping former President Bill Clinton’s charities during the Obama administration.”  Read more.....

Israel Puts Plans to Convert Al-Aqsa Mosque into a Katz’s Deli on Hold

After weeks of unrest in Jerusalem following rumors among Palestinians that the Al-Aqsa Mosque was in danger, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that plans to convert the mosque into a Katz’s Delicatessen have been suspended indefinitely. 

“After a number of terrorists said their sole reason for stabbing random Jews in the street was that they felt Al-Aqsa was under threat, we decided now wasn’t the best time to announce that Islam’s third holiest site would be converted into a Kosher deli,” Netanyahu explained. “We’re going to wait until things calm down a bit.” 

Al-Aqsa is located on the Temple Mount, a site holy to both religions and a source of tension for close to 100 years. Recently, Jewish activists who have gone to the Temple Mount to pray have noted that there are no restaurants atop the holy site. 

“My religious experience of praying on the remains of the first and second temples doesn’t feel complete without a bowl of matzah ball soup afterwards,” explained activist Yehuda Glick, who has campaigned for Jewish access to the Temple Mount. 

While the deli would primarily cater to Jewish visitors, Netanyahu noted that Katz’s would be open to Muslims as well. 

 “I’m pretty sure all Palestinian opposition would disappear once they tried Katz’s world-famous pastrami on rye,” Netanyahu explained. “Muslims can eat pastrami, right?” Netanyahu would neither confirm nor deny reports that Israel planned to convert the Dome of the Rock to an H&H Bagels.  Thanks to The Mideast Beast

Is this a Racist Image

Now is this an offensive racist image?  
If a blackbird could speak he might say so!

Saturday's Girl Next Door

Just checked and I'm out of sugar.  
Wonder if I could borrow a cup from her?

How to spot a Floridian in Texas

This guy on a Galveston Beach is from Miami!  
Any questions?

Chain Migration: The Road to Destruction and Thrid World Status

This is exactly why the Democrats 
will never give up Chain Migration!

Young American Citizens are Dreamers too

The story you will never see on the MSM.  It just doesn't fit their narrative.  And now we're stuck with having to feed and cloth Hermilo for the rest of his life.  But they he did give the undertaker some business.  Build the Wall!

DACA, Slavery and Liberal Hypocrisy

Most liberal would support paying blacks reparations for the distant past because their great, great, great, great grandparents were plantation slaves.  In short they would have us pay for the sins of our fathers.  While at the same time they claim DACA kids are not responsible for their law-breaking parents.  WTF!

Building A Wall Will Violate The Rights of Millions of Illegals

The truth is Mexico and other Latin American Nations do not want to stop their citizens from coming to the USA.  They know that those who flock north to the unsecured border are in many, many cases criminals who are running from their own police or others who simply cannot make it in their own country. #buildthewall

DACA Kids: They are not all Rocket Scientist and Valedictorians

The shocking truth about those DACA kids is they are not all Valedictorians and rocket scientist as those in the liberal media would have you believe.  If fact, recent stats reveal they are some three times more likely to committee a felony than their citizen counterparts.  Of course you will never hear this from those in the MSM!

One big Turd for the Schiff-House

Adam Schiff is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, but this astute Congressman spews as much stink as an old rural S*hi** House.  The liberal bottom feeders in the media lap his sh*t up!  A turd by anyother name is still a Schiff!  

Friday, February 9, 2018

Kim Jong-un on Launch Codes

Kim Jong-un: "What do you mean launch codes.  I don't need no stinkin' launch codes!"

Mueller Moves Goal Post

H/T to Terrell Aftermath
Don't you idiots know, it's all about winning!  
It's never how you play the game, 
but whether you win or lose that counts!

Three Cons in the Fountain


You know the above cartoon really says it all.....
Obama knew Hillary had an illegal, private ‘pay for play’ server and they both conspired to produce a false facts dossier on then presidential candidate Trump. The dossier was written with the help of the British spy and private investigator, Christopher Steele, whose anti-Trump bias was well known. He worked with his Russian operatives to produce a load of anti-Trump hogwash, long since proven to be nothing but lies. Steele was paid handsomely by Hillary to manufacture the dirt. Obama then used the dossier to obtain a FISA warrant, enabling him and his FBI cronies to spy on the Trump campaign.   More...

Why Trump should not sit down for Interview with FBI

H/T to Terrell Aftermath
Why is it that lying to the FBI is worse than lying to your wife, local police, or even God!  
Why the hell, are they so damn special!!!

COMEY: "Republican Memo No Big Deal"

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Somethings just go Better with Toilet Paper

A recent study by S.H.I.T. (Sam Houston Institute of Technology) revealed that the U.S. Capital Building had an astonishing 1431 toilets, but despite this was still unable to accommodate a conglomeration of the World's Biggest Assholes!   

Berkeley Coed gets Big Stiff One

 Tree-Hugging  University of California at Berkeley 
ANTIFA girl.

Better enjoy it girl.  
With the crowd you run with it's the last time you'll get a 
'big stiff one'!!!

Some Things you can't keep under Lock and Key

H/T to Terrell Aftermath
This time, it's the Democrats screaming 
'lock them up', 'lock them up'!!!

Why Nancy Pelosi must keep her 'Jaw in Motion'

Thanks to Stilton's Place
I can think of another way to keep her 'Jaw in Motion', however not sure I could stand 8 hours of it!!!

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Breaking News: Redacted Democrat Memo on Trump Dossier and FISA Court released by White House

THE REDACTED VERSION TRUMP WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEEN!
After more than a full year of hearings we in the minority on the House Intelligence Committee have come to an indisputable conclusion that #Trump Sucks!  Furthermore that those Senior FBI agents presenting the FISA Court with evidence requesting surveillance on scurrilous deplorable members of the Trump Campaign are among the most trustworthy and honest public servants we have ever had before our committee.  #Trump Sucks!  Also, after months of investigation, we on the Committee has determined from unimpeachable Russian sources that were once proud members of the old USSR's KGB, that then citizen Trump and prostitutes, did indeed piss on a Moscow Hotel bed once used by former President Clinton#Trump SucksImpeach Trump!  And it should be noted that both candidate and President Trump are displaying all the characteristics of a Russian Agent as portrayed in the Manchurian Candidate#Trump Sucks!  This memo contains the truth and nothing but the truth, so help us Saul Alinsky.  

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

TOTUS: News, Satire, and Commentary. Updated Daily

Trump has asked the Pentagon to plan a 
grand parade of the U.S. armed forces

However we all know the reaction of the Democrats to Trump's plan to honor the men and women of the U.S. Military. They will call it a waste of money and compare it with military parades in Russia, China and North Korea. They will look for any reason to challenge Trump on this issue. After all, their forerunners were the college students and activist that spat on and cussed troops returning from the Vietnam War in the 1960's calling our young warriors "baby killers". Of course, times have changed and now this same crowd is forced to bite their tongues rather than express their true feelings toward Americans in uniform. Let's cheer the troops, rockets, and tanks as they parade down Pennsylvania Ave while stealth bombers and fighters overfly this grand parade as our brave troops march to John Philip Sousa's Stars and Stripes Forever. 
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White South African Farmers face Genocide while the Black Majority Government in Pretoria gives Tacit Support to it's Henchmen

Genocide in South Africa is becoming a fact of life with the white farmers in the Transvaal bearing the brunt of the attacks on what is seem by liberals as the most evil human to ever walk the face of the earth---THE WHITE MAN.  The successful removal of the white man from Zimbabwe to the North is almost complete.  Turning that once bread basket of Southern Africa into what many would call a vast wasteland with most of the people there facing starvation and becoming dependent on foreign aid coming from the developed world.  One would think their brothers to the south would learn from this.  But their hate for the white man has overridden whatever logic can be found in their  aboriginal minds.  But then one must give them credit in their effort to cover up the atrocities committed against unarmed white farmers---men, women and children.  While they are little-reported even within South Africa itself — the government directed police to stop releasing information about victims’ ethnicity in 2007 — one recent murder which made headlines was that of 64-year-old former pharmaceutical executive Sue Howarth, who was a British national.  
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Just Leaked 'Democrat Rebuttal Memo'

We have just obtained a secret leaked copy of the Democrats rebuttal memo drafted to reveal the lies put forth in the purely fictional Republican memo on the FBI and the FISA Court.
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President Trump invites members of the Elite Media 

to a Formal Dinner


In a bold move to quell the increasingly negative reports coming from those in the hate-Trump press. The President has invited members of the elite media to a formal (tuxedo only) dinner at an undisclosed location.
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Vladimir Putin uses trained birds of prey to take down drones sent by spies or ISIS and guard his Kremlin HQ


RUSSIAN strongman leader Vladimir Putin has specially trained birds of prey guarding his Kremlin HQ from drones, it's been revealed. The fortified seat of government in Moscow has long used birds of prey to chase away pesky crows.
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Voluptuous Blonde encounters over-sexed Bigfoot
 

On her first trip to the great American outdoors, a voluptuous city blonde goes on the deck of her remote wilderness lodge early one morning, just before her jog down the winding mountain path. For some inexplicable reason the young lady, decides to expose her bodacious ta ta's to the forest creatures below. 
Unbeknown to the titty flashing blonde, hidden eyes are watching from the forest floor. Hidden eyes, that focused squarely on the sensuous body of the young ripe blonde above.  
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In a Daring Midnight raid on the Dumpsters outside 
Trump Tower reporters from the NYT dug up evidence 
Donald Jr. colluded with Russia
In a late night dumpster dive by reporters from the New York Times and CNN, 7 empty cases of Belver Bears Vodka valued at some $7,240 per bottle and 5 cases of Petrossian Royal Ossetra Caviar valued at $3,036 per can were found outside the residence of Donald Junior at Trump Tower. If is further being reported that the eldest son of President Trump had secret copies of what is soon to be, the banned film Doctor Zhivago, in a hidden vault at his Penthouse.
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P.C. Bullies Claim Chief Wahoo’s Scalp
Another little piece of our culture is gone, erased because no one had the guts to stand up to progressive bullies. Based on the absurd claim that naming teams after Indians is somehow offensive, the militant liberals who run MLB have coerced Cleveland into dropping its beloved mascot Chief Wahoo.
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Democrats call for increased importation of Haitian Guano

Following President Trump's statement on what he referred to as 'sh*thole' countries, Democrats are doubling down and demanding an increase in the importation of Haitian Guano.  Apparently Haiti and other third world sh*tholes are flush with an abundance of floating turds.  A recent comprehensive study at S.H.I.T aka Sam Houston Institute of Technology  has confirmed this. 
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With the Firing of Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe, Demolition of the Deep State has begun

 
With the firing of FBI Deputy Director, Andrew McCabe the fuse has been lite that will bring down the self-serving, un-American, Trump-hating Deep State. All patriotic citizens need to sit back and enjoy the demolition of our nation's Public Enemy No. 1!
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What should President Trump expect during an interview with Robert Mueller
On Wednesday from Switzerland, President Donald Trump told reporters that he was “looking forward” to speaking with Special Counsel Robert Mueller, that he “would love to do it,” and that “I would do it under oath”
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CALIFORNIA FARMERS IN THE JOAQUIN VALLEY HAVE STRUCK A BLOW AGAINST RADICAL ENVIRONMENTAL LAWS THAT WOULD PROTECT THE TINY DELTA SMELT AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR FARMS BY OPENING SECRET DELTA SMELT CANNERIES IN THE SIERRAS.
Apparently the farmers in central valley of California have had enough when it comes to the tiny Delta Smelt---a fish put on the endangered species list because of actions by environmental activist groups. As a result, the state of California has diverted millions of gallons of water from the farms in the Central Valley resulting in the closing of hundreds and bringing the unemployment rate to a high not seen since the days of the Great Depression.
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Palestinian Authority Launches GoFundMe after US Aid Cuts
 
The Palestinian Authority has announced it will launch a GoFundMe page, after the U.S. State Department’s $80 million aid reduction and further threats from Donald Trump to cut all aid.

PA President Mahmoud Abbas decried the cuts. “After decades of brutal and humiliating occupation, this is a slap in the face of the Palestinian nation and will be devastating to its people. Our reduced circumstances will mean my new $13 million-dollar Presidential Palace will only have only one helicopter pad and no runway for my new $50 million private jet. Unacceptable!”
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Road to World War III: 3 Iranian Missiles strike Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh

Day 1:   Reuters News Agency is reporting that 3 Iranian missiles have hit the massive Saudi Aramco Oil Refinery near Riyadh.   Reuters is further reporting that the Iranian "Shahab" missiles were launched from the base near Tabriz. The White House has just broken it's silence on the unfolding events in the Middle East, saying the two sides should explore all avenues for a peaceful solution! 
Day 1 + 4 hours:   A flight of some 22 Saudi F-15's flying out of Prince Sultan Air Base some 60 miles south of Riyadh has attacked the Iranian Naval Base at Bandar Abbas in the Straits of Hormuz.
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Trump's SOTU Speech on Steroids

We all know, by this time, that our 45th President is a man that speaks his mind.  We have no idea what Donald may say at his SOTU speech.  You just have to follow the below link to see what, I suspect Trump will be thinking as he looks out at those gathered in the House chambers.
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Wash Hands before Touching Exotic Robotic Pole Dancers

Finally Vegas strip clubs have solved that age old problem of customers groping the Pole Dancers.  Some Las Vegas gentleman's clubs are now featuring erotic robotic dancers.  Apparently, the only requirement is that potential male gropers wash their hands thoroughly upon entering the establishment.  
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Will Wooden Dildos replace Planet Destroying Plastic ones in California?

I'm old enough to remember the day when Paper Bags were condemned by those on the left as a 'real and present danger' to the forest of America.  At that time our astute neighbor to the south, Mexico was using those glorious plastic bags at the markets and tourist shops.  The Mexican Government was seen as the champion of the Green Movement.  
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Shocking: California Plastic Surgeons report astronomical increase among women for Botox Butt Enhancement Injections

Just recently, it was reported that a number of camels in a Saudi beauty contest were disqualified after it was discovered their beauty was enhanced by Botox InjectionsRecently I visited the Golden State, specifically the Hollywood area and was quite shocked to see the women of Sunset and Vine had unusually large butts and lips.  My cousin, who I was visiting explained this abnormality noting that for some reason the women of tinsel town felt that inflated butts and lips made them more attractive to members of the opposite sex and likewise members of the same sex for those so inclined.
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  Shocking Explanation given by FBI for losing Trump Hating Lover's Text

What a tangled web we weave when first we try to deceive!
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California Millennial's to Leave USA and Form new Nation of 'Safespaceistan'

Efforts by the residents of California to secede from the US haven’t yet received sufficient support to be realized. Consequently, a revolutionary group of Californian millennial's have decided to found their own country in unpopulated territory in Oman, near the Yemeni border.
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Trump has asked the Pentagon to plan a grand parade of the U.S. armed forces

President Donald Trump has asked the Pentagon to plan a grand parade of the U.S. armed forces in Washington this year to celebrate military strength, officials said Tuesday. 

The Washington Post, which was first to report the plan, said Trump wants an elaborate parade this year with soldiers marching and tanks rolling, but no date has been selected. 

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed the request Tuesday evening. She said Trump wants the Pentagon to 'explore a celebration' that will allow Americans to show appreciation for the military.

However we all know the reaction of the Democrats to Trump's plan to honor the men and women of the U.S. Military.  They will call it a waste of money and compare it with military parades in Russia, China and North Korea.  They will look for any reason to challenge Trump on this issue.  After all, their forerunners were the college students and activist that spat on and cussed troops returning from the Vietnam War in the 1960's calling our young warriors "baby killers".  Of course, times have changed and now this same crowd is forced to bite their tongues rather than express their true feelings toward Americans in uniform. Let's cheer the troops, rockets, and tanks as they parade down Pennsylvania  Ave while stealth bombers and fighters overfly this grand parade as our brave troops march to John Philip Sousa's Stars and Stripes Forever.  #MAGA  
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Tuesday, February 6, 2018

White South African Farmers face Genocide while the Black Majority Government in Pretoria gives Tacit Support to it's Henchmen

Genocide in South Africa is becoming a fact of life with the white farmers in the Transvaal bearing the brunt of the attacks on what is seem by liberals as the most evil human to ever walk the face of the earth---THE WHITE MAN.  The successful removal of the white man from Zimbabwe to the North is almost complete.  Turning that once bread basket of Southern Africa into what many would call a vast wasteland with most of the people there facing starvation and becoming dependent on foreign aid coming from the developed world.  One would think their brothers to the south would learn from this.  But their hate for the white man has overridden whatever logic can be found in their  aboriginal minds.  But then one must give them credit in their effort to cover up the atrocities committed against unarmed white farmers---men, women and children.  While they are little-reported even within South Africa itself — the government directed police to stop releasing information about victims’ ethnicity in 2007 — one recent murder which made headlines was that of 64-year-old former pharmaceutical executive Sue Howarth, who was a British national. 

Mrs Howarth and her husband, 66-year-old Robert Lynn, were confronted by a group of masked men at their isolated farm in the small town of Dullstroom, where they had lived for twenty years, in February this year. The men tied up the elderly couple and tortured them with a blowtorch for several hours, with Mrs Howarth suffering “horrific” burns to her breasts. 

Her attackers attempted to kill her by stuffing a plastic bag down her throat, before driving her and Mr Lynn to a roadside ditch where they shot her twice in the head and her husband once in the neck. 

Miraculously, Mr Lynn survived, and was eventually able to flag down a passing car for assistance. Mrs Howarth was also still alive, somehow managing to breathe despite the bag in her throat, but died in hospital two days later. 

Brutality of this sort is far from unique, with civil rights group AfriForum writing that “the horror experienced during farm tortures is almost incomprehensible” in 2014. 

While official statistics on farm attacks do not exist, the Transvaal Agricultural Union (TAU) estimates there were some 345 attacks resulting in 70 deaths in 2016. All told, 1,187 farmers, 490 family members, 147 farm employees, and 24 farm visitors are known to have been murdered between 1998 and the end of 2016 — although the true figure is estimated at between 3,000 and 4,000. “The average murder ratio per 100,000 for the population in the world is nine, I believe,” said TAU spokesman Henk van de Graaf in 2016. “In South Africa, it is 54. But for the farming community it is 138, which is the highest for any occupation in the world.” 

White South Africans fear the killings have the tacit support of the ruling African National Congress, with President Jacob Zuma defending the singing of the revolutionary song ‘Kill the Farmer, Kill the Boer’, and one his MPs crying out “Bury them alive!” during a recent parliamentary debate.

The genocide of whites in South Africa has yet to reach the levels of Nazi Germany, but then the machete is less effective than the dependable gas chamber.  Little wonder the old white controlled government in that nation destroyed their stockpile of nuclear bombs before turning the reigns of power over to the black man.  

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Just Leaked 'Democrat Rebuttal Memo'

We have just obtained a secret leaked copy of the Democrats rebuttal memo drafted to reveal the lies put forth in the purely fictional Republican memo on the FBI and the FISA Court.  We ask you pay particular attention to the unimpeachable signers of this historical document.  A document that is only second in importance to the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution itself.

Saturday, February 3, 2018

President Trump invites members of the Elite Media to a Formal Dinner

In a bold move to quell the increasingly negative reports coming from those in the hate-Trump press.  The President has invited members of the elite media to a formal (tuxedo only) dinner at an undisclosed location.  Following, what turned out to be, a brief one-course meal Trump commented to one of his staff: "these guys left a bad taste in my mouth"!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Vladimir Putin uses trained birds of prey to take down drones sent by spies or ISIS and guard his Kremlin HQ

RUSSIAN strongman leader Vladimir Putin has specially trained birds of prey guarding his Kremlin HQ from drones, it's been revealed. The fortified seat of government in Moscow has long used birds of prey to chase away pesky crows. 

But now falcons have been trained to take out drones amid fears spies could use them - or worse ISIS use them as a weapon. It is understood the raptor birds are better able to target small drones than hawks. The source told Russian news agency RIA Novosti: "There is already such an experience of use in Europe, but you need to understand that the female hawk weighs about 1.2-1.4 kilograms, the weight is not very big. "Therefore it will be difficult for her to intercept even small drones." A drone and a mobile IED at an ISIS factory discovered by Iraqi forces in June. 

There are already other anti-drone defenses under development to protect the Kremlin from rogue devices. One is an electromagnetic gun with a range of more than a mile. And as previously reported, Russia tested a new “death ray” vastly superior to anything developed by the West, it is claimed. The terrifying weapon uses "directed energy" to disable enemy radio and magnetic equipment on board enemy jets, drones and other aircraft.  Thanks to The Sun.