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Saturday, October 5, 2013

Going to HELL!

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
 
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
 
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
 
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
 
The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."

2 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait...why am I laughing. It's true.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That's perzackly right!