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Monday, October 7, 2013

President Obama gets a "Hole-in-one" at the Andrews Air Force Base Golf Course

For sometime rumors have been circulating that secret service agents who were sent to the presidential golf course at Andrews Air Force Base have been secretly widening the holes on the golf course from the standard 4.25 inches to some 9 inches.  However, the full extent of this somewhat questionable activity has now been fully revealed.  It appears that due to the government shutdown the agents were short-handed and the job was given to Democratic Party loyalists who apparently got carried away in their effort to make sure the President go his first hole-in-one.  A hole-in-one he was able to get on the first hole.  And making this feat even more amazing was the fact that our left-handed president accomplished this by using right-handed clubs.  For those that were wondering how the president was able to play a round on the Andrews Air Force links during this shutdown, despite the fact that stores on the base were closed to our service personal, the president simply issued an executive order keeping his course open.  It does, however, seen that the links will be closed for some time now due to extensive repairs.
 
 
 
 
NOW YOU TOO, CAN OWN A SET OF THESE AMAZING CLUBS.  IDENTICAL TO THE ONES USED BY OUR GREAT LEADER WHO HAD THAT UNBELIEVABLE SHOT AT THE NUMBER ONE HOLE.  SADLY THE BALL COULD NOT BE RECOVERED.
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