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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Obama is a Big Stupid Poopy Pants

I was watching the House hearings on the failure of the Obamacare website and was thinking, the people who were testifying before congress must have been coached by the President, himself.  They were all pointing the finger at someone else, just as Obama does.  In this age of Obama, no one, absolutely no one seems to be willing to take blame for bad things that happen on their watch.  But on the other hand, they all get to the front of the line to take credit on that rare occasion when thing go well.  For one I'm sick of the buck-passing and the undeserved pats on the back by these people who are all in it only for themselves while claiming to be public servants only interested in the people.  What a crock of Bull Crap.  Cartoon by  Eric Allie
 
With all the books out there bad-mouthing Barack Obama, I figured it must be an easy way to make money. So I wrote one too. This is it. The ultimate bad-mouthing Obama book. Because when it comes to Obama, the popular voices of the conservative right have been too nice. It’s almost embarrassing to see Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage and others sugarcoat their opinions of Obama, putting on kid gloves when they should bring out the big guns. They should say the things “true Americans” want to hear. So what if a book brought out those big guns and held nothing back? How would it sound? Ridiculous? Normal? Courageous? “Obama is a Big Stupid Poopy Pants (I wrote this book in 3 days)” is a hilarious and satirical book of 66 rightwing political diatribes, told in the ranting voice of an opinion-filled everyman who thinks he knows everything, that attempts to “out-extreme” anything already said in print and on the airwaves. This is the definitive book about Obama. It's uncensored. Unflinching. And unresearched. Because research is for suckers.
 
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

He's always needed to man-up, but I just don't see that happening.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Teresa said...

I so agree with you Ron. Pitiful indeed. Sad how many adults haven't grown up and still act like children.