A proud graduate of our most elite Ivy League school, Harvard, after some 8 years of attempting to draw a red line has finally been taught that lost art by a lowly alumni of the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. We are not certain of the reason for this failure on the part of the Harvard graduate. However, some enlightened unbiased observers have noted his crayon was not big enough!
HOWEVER, IN ALL FAIRNESS TO HARVARD IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE GRADUATE IN QUESTION HAS NEVER PROVIDED COPIES OF HIS RECORDS FROM THAT UNIVERSITY, OR ANY TRANSCRIPTS OF HIS TIME AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY OR AT OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE WHEN HE DID HIS UNDER GRADUATE WORK. .