Justice Antonin Scalia left this world exactly one year and four months ago while doing what he loved most---hunting. The below is a satirical account of his last hunt:
"It was the second day of what was planned to be a three day Quail hunt on the sprawling 30,000 acre Cibolo Creek Ranch in the Big Bend section of Texas near the Mexican border. Earlier that morning Justice Scalia has bagged his third Mexican Quail of the day, complete with backpack. Although the Justice didn't have a NRA tag for the third one, he decided to keep the border-jumping quail and pay the $00.50 fine to NRA authorities before leaving the state. However, the highlight of the day occurred shortly after noon when Justice Scalia spied that rarest of all critters on the ranch---a Progressive Millennial who had had recently left the indoctrination center at the University of Texas and traveled to the remote Big Bend country, also in search of the border-jumping Mexican quail so he could escort them to a local government sanctioned refuge somewhere on the west coast. Needless to say Scalia took advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scalia further stated, he would not accept the $10,000 dollar bounty placed on this unwelcome visitor by the Lone Star Republic, but instead donate it to the general fund of "The National Right to Life Committee". And so ended the Last Hunt of Justice Antonin Scalia."
Recently rumors have begun to circulate the billionaire Donald Trump, now President Trump has purchased the final trophies of Justice Scalia from the family. Trophies he now has hidden away somewhere in Trump Tower.
"It was the second day of what was planned to be a three day Quail hunt on the sprawling 30,000 acre Cibolo Creek Ranch in the Big Bend section of Texas near the Mexican border. Earlier that morning Justice Scalia has bagged his third Mexican Quail of the day, complete with backpack. Although the Justice didn't have a NRA tag for the third one, he decided to keep the border-jumping quail and pay the $00.50 fine to NRA authorities before leaving the state. However, the highlight of the day occurred shortly after noon when Justice Scalia spied that rarest of all critters on the ranch---a Progressive Millennial who had had recently left the indoctrination center at the University of Texas and traveled to the remote Big Bend country, also in search of the border-jumping Mexican quail so he could escort them to a local government sanctioned refuge somewhere on the west coast. Needless to say Scalia took advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity. Scalia further stated, he would not accept the $10,000 dollar bounty placed on this unwelcome visitor by the Lone Star Republic, but instead donate it to the general fund of "The National Right to Life Committee". And so ended the Last Hunt of Justice Antonin Scalia."
Recently rumors have begun to circulate the billionaire Donald Trump, now President Trump has purchased the final trophies of Justice Scalia from the family. Trophies he now has hidden away somewhere in Trump Tower.
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