The latest shiny object in the news is the epic battle between President Donald Trump and millionaire athletes who "take the knee" during the national anthem as a protest against police, racial inequality, and the horrifying discovery of cotton in Hobby Lobby stores.
And to restore peace and harmony to the NFL, we'd like to suggest a modest proposal: in predominantly black neighborhoods, replace the police with "special teams" units of football players wearing standard helmets and padding (no kevlar allowed) who will humanely subdue possibly-armed suspects by implementing an explosive blindside tackle, after which they can do a happy little ass-shaking dance while judges review tapes of the play. Read more.....
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2 comments:
If Killary was in the white house this wouldn't be happening. This is all about our president.
Have a fabulous day, Ron. ☺
Fuck pro sports - all of them and this goes back decades- for me. We need recovery centers for addicted sports fans.
Put down the sports center folks.
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