The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '
'Is your daddy home?' '
Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'
’May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .' ;
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
‘Yes she's out in the garden too’
‘The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the ‘No’ .
'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
' The search team just landed a helicopter '
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
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