FOLLOWING THE RECENT SHOOTING NEAR THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA CAMPUS AT SANTA BARBARA, SOME MEMBERS OF THE STATE LEGISLATURE IN SACRAMENTO HAVE INTRODUCED A BILL MANDATING THAT LUSCIOUS COEDS ACROSS THE GOLDEN STATE SHARE THEIR WEALTH NOT JUST WITH CAMPUS JOCKS BUT WITH GEEKS AS WELL. FOLLOWING THE TERRIBLE KILLINGS AT SANTA BARBARA IT WAS REVEALED THAT THE SHOOTER, ELLIOT RODGERS MAY HAVE GONE ON HIS RAMPAGE BECAUSE OF BEING REJECTED BY LUSCIOUS CAMPUS COEDS. FORCING HIM TO TAKE REVENGE ON THOSE BUSTY BABES. PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS, ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION CALLED FOR REDISTRIBUTIVE CHANGE SO THIS WOULD ONLY BE A LOGICAL EXTENSION OF THAT MINDSET. AFTER ALL TAKING FROM ONE ACCORDING TO THEIR MEANS AND GIVING TO ONE ACCORDING TO THEIR NEED IS THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND PROGRESSIVISM. SURELY THOSE FORWARD LOOKING COEDS CAN UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SPREADING THEIR "OVER ENDOWMENTS" WITH NOT ONLY "JOCKS BUT CAMPUS "GEEKS" AS WELL.
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3 comments:
There's a reason why chicks didn't like this weirdo. He was nuts. That was very apparent.
We need to get rid of this bunch of freaks that are running things. They are not doing well at all.
Have a fabulous day Ron. ☺
He demonstrated what a loser he really was. The ugly ones are easier.
Hey! Homicidal weirdos need love, too!
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