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Thursday, May 22, 2014

McDONALD'S NEW HAPPY MEAL MASCOT

McDonald's has finally joined America's Progressive movement with the unveiling of the it's newest family member "Happy".  This new Mascot represents a clean break with the old fashion traditional marriage of kids with Dead Cow Burgers, Helpless Chicken Nuggets, and those much hated Freedom Fries.  Following the leadership of Mochelle Obama, McDonalds is now offering these DNC approved meals consisting of Crispy Carrots, Red Beets, Government Greens and that all time favorite Socialized Squash.  Happy eating Kids.  
Thanks to the good folks over at The Peoples Cube for the image and theme for this posting.
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2 comments:

Sandee said...

I don't eat at McDonald's, but this mascot is scary. Are they trying to scare the kids to death? If you don't give them what they want to eat, McDonald's will go out of business.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Kid said...

Seriously? They're not going to sell too many of these things until the commies seriously disrupt the food supply.