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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Strange events at Area 51 contributed to Trumpites having extraterrestrial relationships with obnoxious beings

A witness before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee investigating the strange goings on at Area 51, where it is alleged that members of the Trump administration had extraterrestrial relationships with obnoxious beings with a red star on their forehead opened his testimony with the following brief statement:
"I am not now nor have I ever  been a member of the communist
party. Furthermore, I did not honeymoon in Moscow.  Although I do prefer Russian Dressing on my salad."

2 comments:

Sandee said...

They just won't let Russia go will they. No, they won't.

Have a fabulous day, Ron. ☺

Kid said...

But what about the Rino's sodomizing Americans ?