Thursday, November 12, 2009

Major Nidal Hasan's Search for Virgins

Nidal Hasan was in search of the elusive virgin. A search that led to inquires at several mosque he had attended in the past few years where he requested help from the local Imans to assist him if finding a suitable virgin. Unable to find his quarrel there he then expanded his now desperate search to the local strip clubs near the sprawling Fort Hood base at Killeen, Texas. It seems the devout Muslim preferred blonds and would engage the various dancers there and ask if they had children, of course if they did then that would immediately disqualify them as he desired a virgin. Finally realizing the futility of his search he turned to his last and what he deemed to be his best hope, so with the aid of his trusty Koran and two recently purchased guns he became a full blown Jihadist in hope of finding not just one, but 72 virgins waiting for him in the next life. But again he failed in his quest, for the hail of bullets did not send him on his way to the 72 virgins but instead only on a short trip to the hospital where he is today farther than ever from the elusive virgins he was seeking. It seems now that the only HOT thing he will find is Satan's pitchfork up his sorry ass!

Frequented Local Strip Club

Army psychiatrist Major Nidal Hasan is suspected of a deadly rampage at the Fort Hood base in Texas.
The Army psychiatrist authorities say killed 13 people and wounded 29 others at the Fort Hood Army Base Thursday was a recent and frequent customer at a local strip club, employees of the club told exclusively.

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan came into the Starz strip club not far from the base at least three times in the past month, the club's general manager, Matthew Jones, told Army investigators building their case against Hasan plan to interview Jones soon.

"The last time he was here, I remember checking his military ID at the door, and he paid his $15 cover and stayed for six or seven hours," Jones, 37, said.

Hasan's presence at the club paints a starkly different portrait of the alleged killer from that offered by his imam and family members, who have described him as a devout Muslim, and one who had difficulty finding a wife who would wear a head scarf and would pray five times a day.

Starz is a strip club located just down the road from the main gate entrance to the Fort Hood Base. It does not serve alcohol, but customers bring their own beer and liquor and buy ice buckets and mixers at the club.

Hasan sat at a table in the back corner of the club, to the left of the stage on which strippers dance around a pole, employees said.

Jennifer Jenner, who works at Starz using the stage name Paige, said Hasan bought a lap dance from her two nights in a row. She said he paid $50 for a dance lasting three songs in one of the club's private rooms on Oct. 29 and Oct. 30.

"I remembered his face because it was the first lap dance I [gave] to a customer while working here," she said. "When I saw his face [Friday] on TV, I jumped out of bed, I knew it was him."

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Jenner, 31, said Hasan was dressed casually both nights he came to the club - in jeans and a T-shirt the first night and then wearing a baseball cap the next. She recalled that he arrived at about 6:30 p.m. and stayed until 2 a.m. She said he brought in a six pack of light beer, took only a few sips from one can and gave the rest to the strippers.

"He preferred the blondes," said Jenner, whose hair was dyed blond at the time. "He said he was a medic and that he was being deployed soon, but mostly he wanted to ask us questions."

"He asked us why we were working at the strip club, if we liked the lifestyle, if we had any kids," she said. "It was right before Halloween so he asked what our kids were dressing up as. He just wanted to know a lot about us."

Jenner said she asked Hasan why he liked coming to Starz instead of another of the roughly half a dozen other clubs nearby, all about an 8-minute drive from the Army base.

"I like it here because no one I work with is here," she said Hasan replied.

Starz is smaller than most of the other clubs, has only about 10 dancers and caters to a louder crowd. Jenner said Army medics generally don't hang out at the club.

"He wasnt too loud like some of our other customers, or sleazy. He didn't try to take any of us home and he was respectful," she said. "I think he mostly came here to kill some time and just relax. He stood out here because he was much more reserved than our other customers.

"I just can't believe that he's the one who killed all those people. You know, he tipped every girl as she came off the stage after her dance. He was a really good tipper."
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Right Truth said...

I'm not sure if HE could not find a suitable woman, but that the women didn't want HIM, ha.

The article said he sometimes spend as much as 6 hours at the strip club. Now it seems anyone with an ounce of brains would know you won't find virgins at a strip club...

Silly me.

Deborah F. Hamilton
Right Truth

Ron Russell said...

Maybe he just wanted to visit the candy store and not taste the goodies---he was after all a devout Muslim.

Matt said...

If I'm remembering correctly, didn't the 9-11 hijackers spend a lot of time in strip clubs as well?

I also have to give a big "U R doing it rong." for going to strip clubs in search of virgins. Kind of like finding a patriot at the Democratic Convention...just not going to happen.

Ron Russell said...

Strip clubs are nothing new to Muslims---they come from the world of the "Belly Dancers"!

The Right Look said...

So, he's charged with 13 (14 actually) murders. Qualifies for the death penalty. Is a devote Muslim towel head and wants to die and see 72 virgins.

Well in the immortal words of the great puppeteer Jeff Dunham paraphrased of course; Are you sure they are female virgins you were promised? ;)

This guy should not be put to death. It would only make him a martyr. A friggin hero to all the other radical Muslims around the planet and give them more reason to follow this sick and twisted religions false promises. Not saying that all of them are sick and twisted. But you know where I am going with this.

He should spend the rest of his natural life in a super max prison in solitary and be made to listen to my favorite music. PROGRESSIVE HEAVY METAL!

Man would I like to set up the play list and be the DJ for that gig!

To sleep per chance to dream. Try to sleep through this terrorist.

The Right Look

Unknown said...

It is interesting how the radical Muslims seem to think that strip clubs are okay. It seems at odds with their belifs. Perhaps when Hasan goes to big boy prision there will be one less virgin in the world, if you know what I mean.

Teresa said...

Your right. Hasan is going to find a pitchfork up his ass. Yeah, maybe, the ladies put their creep detector on? Because if they did, the women hit the nail on the head.

Ron Russell said...

Yup Mr. Pink Eyes, I would love to see that "Pole Dance" you know what I mean.

The Conservative Lady said...

I heard too that the 9/11 terrorists went to strip clubs. Maybe they're allowed one last fling before they blow themselves up.
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