Thursday, July 27, 2017

Headless Horsemen spotted on Syrian Battlefields

IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE MILITARY HAS DEPLOYED A NEW SECRET WEAPON TO IRAQ AND SYRIA. IT HAD BEEN RUMORED FOR MONTHS THAT THE ARMY WAS ACTIVELY RECRUITING IN AND AROUND THE SMALL HAMLET OF SLEEPY HOLLOW IN UPSTATE NEW YORK . UNTIL THIS TIME THE REASON WAS A MYSTERY. THE ARMY IS NOW REVEALING THAT A FULL BATTALION OF HEADLESS HORSE HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO BATTLE ISIS. WHEREAS FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA PROMISED NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NOT ONLY PUT BOOTS ON THE GROUND, BUT HOOFS AS WELL.  THIS NEW ARMY IS STRIKING FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF ISIS FIGHTERS AND THEY APPEAR TO BE AT A LOSS AS WHAT TO DO WITH THE THOSE FEW THEY HAVE CAPTURED. IT SEEMS THAT ISIS HAS NOW OPENED A GITMO-LIKE FACILITY SOMEWHERE NORTH OF BAGHDAD TO HANDLE THESE INFIDELS.  THE DONALD HAS TURNED THE WAR IN SYRIA AND IRAQ AROUND,  AS THE ROAR OF "HOOFS ON THE GROUND" CAN BE HEARD ABOVE  BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR.