Rise of the Zombie Nation and Fall of the Obama Dynasty

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ACHIEVED  IT'S CROWNING VICTORY NEAR MUD BAYOU, WHERE A HEROIC FORCE OF SOME 100,000 ZOMBIE FIGHTERS OVER-RAN A COWARDLY 5 MEMBER GROUP OF THE INDIVIDUALIST GOOD OLE BOYS OF THE DUCK DYNASTY CLAN, WHILE ONLY SUFFERING 90% CAUSALITIES. SIMILAR SMASHING VICTORIES WERE ALSO WON NEAR LEXINGTON AND CONCORD AGAINST OTHER DIE-HARD REACTIONARY CONSERVATIVE GROUPS. THE FREE-LOADING BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES CELEBRATED THEIR TRIUMPHS BY RAISING THE ZOMBIE FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE.  MEANWHILE MILLIONS OF DUMB COLLECTIVIST AND LOW GRAY-MATTER AMERICANS JAMMED THE NATIONAL MALL TO SALUTE THEIR NEW NATION UNDER MINDLESS ZOMBIES. A NATION DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED TO BE SERVED TO THEIR ZOMBIE MASTERS EQUAL. FOLLOWING THE EXCITEMENT OF THEIR VICTORY ZOMBIE LEADERS INVITED PRESIDENTIAL PUPPET, BARACK OBAMA, WHO HAD SUPPORTED THEIR REVOLUTION, TO  A CABINET MEETING OF THE UNDEAD.   IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON SOME ZOMBIE LEADERS THAT WITH THE DEATH OF THE VAST MIDDLE CLASS BRAIN RICH AMERICANS, THE ZOMBIE HORDES WOULD HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR SUSTENANCE OR PERISH. THE NEW CABINET VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO RAISE TAXES, LOWER FOOD STANDARDS BY HARVESTING COLLEGE STUDENTS AND SOME SELECT POLITICIANS, AND OF COURSE TAX THE POOR.  THIS, HOWEVER, WAS ONLY A STOP-GAP MEASURE, WHICH WOULD HAVE TO BE EXPANDED IN TIME TO ASSURE ALL WOULD BE EQUALLY POOR AND PROVIDE AN ADEQUATE FOOD SUPPLY FOR THE RAVENOUS ZOMBIE ELITES.  OBAMA TURNED HALF WHITE, AS HE WITNESSED THE VOTE---REALIZING THAT HE AND MICHELLE AND HIS DARLING DAUGHTERS  WOULD IN TIME BECOME A MEAL FOR THOSE WHOSE CAUSE HE HAD CHAMPIONED.   SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL TYRANTS WHO ARE, IN THE END, DEVOURED BY THEIR OWN KIND WHEN THEY FINALLY FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE IS LEFT TO PUNCH THEIR MEAL TICKET. 

Today's Bonus

H/T to Hope n' Change

White House spokesman, Josh Earnest chief propagandist 

and winner of the coveted  "Joseph Goebbles award",  

recently informed that nation that shovel-ready jobs 

were now available in Chicago.