Kim Jong-un in tears after vaporizing Vladimir Lenin Statue in Seattle while nuking that city

Sources deep in a vast underground bunker some 2000' below what use to be Pyongyang the former capital city of the DPRK are reporting that beloved leader Kim Jong-un is in tears after learning that the 16' high statue of Vladimir Lenin was vaporized during his nuclear attack on Seattle, Washington.  In a speech to his few remaining followers, the "Dear Leader" has pledged to replace that symbol of the glories of communism when his grand army enters America and destroys the forces of Imperialism.

It is also being reported that a close advisor to Kim; who had dared to tell him, he nuked the wrong city and should have selected one in Texas instead of that bastion of commie progressives in Seattle, has mysteriously gone missing from the bunker.