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Monday, May 15, 2017

Time Warp: Barack Obama elected President in 1940

IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN CANDIDATE, BARACK OBAMA, HAS DEFEATED PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT IN HIS BID FOR A THIRD TERM. THE LITTLE KNOWN SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS WON A NARROW VICTORY IN THE THREE MAN RACE RUNNING ON THE AMERICAN SOCIALIST PARTY TICKET WITH THE CAMPAIGN SLOGAN OF "PEACE IN OUR TIME". PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA IN HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE FOLLOWING THE ELECTION PROMISED TO VETO THE LEND LEASE BILL PROVIDING AID TO GREAT BRITAIN SHOULD SUCH A MEASURE REACH HIS DESK. ADDITIONALLY, COMMENTING ON THE BEHEADING DEATH OF AN AMERICAN NEWSMAN IN OCCUPIED FRANCE AT THE HANDS OF NAZI STORM TROOPERS THE PRESIDENT ELECT PROMISED TO USE THE FULL FORCE OF THE FBI, UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF DIRECTOR J. EDGAR HOOVER, TO BRING THOSE RESPONSIBLE TO JUSTICE. AT THE SAME NEWS CONFERENCE BARACK OBAMA SAID HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BEGIN NEGOTIATIONS WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM THE JAPANESE EMPIRE TO ASSURE A NON-AGGRESSION TREATY BETWEEN JAPAN AND THE UNITED STATES. ADDITIONALLY, THE PRESIDENT ELECT, PROMISED THAT ONE OF HIS FIRST ORDERS AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WOULD BE TO REMOVE THE AMERICAN NAVEL PACIFIC FLEET FROM PEARL HARBOR AS IT WAS DOING LITTLE BUT PRESENTING A THREAT TO THE PEACEFUL PEOPLE OF JAPAN. ADDITIONALLY, OBAMA PROMISED TO UPHOLD HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISE AND ENTER INTO IMMEDIATE NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEADERS OF THE GERMAN NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF ADOLPH HITLER. NEGOTIATIONS THAT HE HOPED WOULD CODIFY THE HARD FOUGHT GAINS OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE ON THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE. THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY WAS PREMATURELY CUT SHORT IN 1944 AS GERMAN TROOPS MARCHED DOWN PENNSYLVANIA AVE TO THE ABANDONED WHITE HOUSE.

1 comment:

Sandee said...

Can he just go away? Can he take Michelle with him? Please.

Have a fabulous day. ☺