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Sunday, August 30, 2009

No Conservatives Wanted

I recently opened a small business after looking for sometime for one that was not adversely affected by the economic downturn. And after a great deal of soul searching I came up with this sign for my new store front window.


'I WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, AND ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND HOLLYWOOD , THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of my newly acquired business.
You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.

Answer: "Ron's Funeral Home"

Source: email

6 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Ron, that was hilarious, I would do the same thing! "you bag em, I'll tag em...ha ha.
Hey thanks for following my blog, I've returned the favor.
Always nice to read another great blog.
Bye, Bunni

Ron Russell said...

Amusing Bunni, thanks for the visit. I said I liked your squirrels, forgot to tell you that many years ago I was a squirrel hunter and had many of the little critters for lunch---squirrel hunting days are over now, but I still miss the tasty snacks.

Mr Pink Eyes said...

Need a partner?

TexasFred said...

That is a great business thought!!

Matt said...

LOL! Too bad that they'll NOT be involved in ObamaCare, otherwise, they might have to "take the pain pill!"

Ron Russell said...

Pain Pill Matt, what a great idea for those who would push that on the elderly.