Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Attack of the Scarabaeidia aka Kenyan Dung Beetle

Scarabaeidia aka Kenyan Dung Beetle
Tucked deep inside the latest massive appropriations bill and almost hidden among the thousands of pork barrel request is an obscure item which few have noticed. This item is simply labeled "Importation of Scarabaeidia". Few if any members of Congress read these bills, as they delegate these unimportant matters to staffers. It seems that representative I. C. Feces, a junior republican congressman from the sovereign state of Alabama managed to slip this small request into this enormous trillion dollar bill. The cost of this pork barrel project is a measly $3,000,000 dollars, a mere drop in the bucket by congressional standards. This request calls for the importation of some three million Scarabaeidia, which comes to a cost of a dollar each, seemingly a bargain. When asked my a curious reporter why these Scarabaeidia were being imported Rep. I.C. Feces replied that he intended to take the little creatures to Washington and turn them loose near the Capital and White House as the amount of crap coming out of both was endangering the health of the nation. The representative further indicated that at first he thought not to release the Scarabaeidia near the Oval Office for fear the sometime vicious creatures would attack the small brown balls in that immediate area, but that upon further consideration he concluded the the threat was minimal due to the small size of these brown balls, hell they were nearly invisible and the Scarabaeidia had no chance of finding them. Shocked the reporter asked what the Scarabaeidia could do about all that crap, Rep. I.C. Feces laughed and replied, "the Scarabaeidia, aka Kenyan Dung Beetle is the best shit-eater in the world having developed a voracious appetite for all the crap in its native Kenya"!
by Ron Russell

6 comments:

TexasFred said...

So, what you're saying is, Obama and Company are full of shit?

Ron Russell said...

You got it right and in a lot fewer words!

The Born Again American said...

BRILLIANT!!!

I hope Mr. Feces remains cool and doesn't get "flushed" with all the global warming taking place...After all who would want Feces "wiped" off the president's balls, I mean bills... The entire national debt is a "testical" to the presidents over all agenda which is to turn the country into a pile of shit...

banned said...

Should have sent some to Copenhagen first.

Teresa said...

Obama and his comrades are definitely full of shit. I think that these Dems are experts at producing shit.

machall said...

Ha Ha, they should put this on the stimulus cigar band next to the one for the Chinese prostitute study. What a waste of money!