What is Hillary hiding beneath that disgusting $12,000 dollar outfit she wears

One must wonder what the Lady from Chappaqua is hiding beneath those baggie $12,000 dollar outfits she sports.  Could it be another hidden server containing secret emails confirming her stealth Tete-a-tete with a Tibetan Monk or just perhaps a slab of bacon she lifted from the local Walmart.  At any rate she is obviously going to great lengths to conceal something from her adoring public.  Sadly we will never know, but actually that could turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Because, just think what happened when Salome dropped that seventh and final veil, a man literally lost his head!