A young Harvard Coed and Hillary supporter, who shall remain anonymous, blames President elect Donald Trump for destroying her dating life. This young woman claims that all the real men of campus were Trump supports and that her pool of likely candidates for a date partner now only contains diaper wearing "safe space" freaks and others of undetermined sex. The poor girl is at her wits end and declares if no relief can be found she will have to give in to her latent lesbian tendencies. She simply cannot understand why all the hot men on campus go around wearing those obscene red ball caps. The only advice I have for this unfortunate girl is just get a vibrator. Of course, this is just a satiric fictional account of a young woman found all too often on the campuses of academia.