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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Trump 45 Malt Liquor and Chicken Wings sent to inner cities for Inauguration


President Elect Donald Trump has commissioned the production of some 500,000 bottles of his new "TRUMP 45" Malt Liquor.  The first batch of what he has labeled as the world's greatest brew, along with thousands of buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken wings will be distributed in designated cities on January 20, 2017 to celebrate the inauguration of the nation's 45th president, Donald J. Trump.  Additionally, and breaking with established tradition, the Trump Inauguration Committee has announced Inaugural Balls celebrating this greatest of all events, be held not just for the elites in Washington circles, but for those in the inner city as well as the patrons of Billy Bob's Road House.  Of course at Billy Bob's, Budweiser's will replace the "Trump 45"!

1 comment:

Kid said...

I like this one. Hope it's true. Remember Willy Stargell ? he owned a fried chicken place up in the Pittsburgh projects area and every time he hit a home run, the announcer would proclaim Chicken on the Hill !

He gave free fried chicken to anyone who happened to be in his place when the home run was hit.