Protest are breaking out in sanctuary cities as secret plans for a Trump inspired Border Patrol vehicle are leaked to the press. However, many Trump supporters are voicing their disappointment and calling for an additional 50cal Machine Gun to be mounted on the rear. Meanwhile, the southern border in being overrun by criminals from the south trying to get into the land of Milk and Honey, before the new vehicles are deployed along the border. Sources also reveal that each of these new vehicles will carry service dogs specifically trained to detect bean farts. The reason for this remains unclear to some, but frequent travelers to Mexico seem to appreciate the value of such animals.