I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.'
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbors' patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
'Find more aliens for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby-- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
Americans crazy!
They pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan..
It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.
This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.
Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!
7 comments:
Ron,
I'm sitting here in my office, eating my sandwich for lunch to make ends meet, and these bastards are taking home over $2,400.00 a month... Thankfully, I do slightly better than that, but perhaps we should all just quit our jobs and let Uncle Sam take care of us... Oh, I almost forgot, if we don't work, who'll pay the taxes to take care of our invited guests... It's my duty, I must get back to work...
That says it all doesn't it?
Debbie
Right Truth
http://www.righttruth.typepad.com
I worked my entire life and those asshats get as much on WELFARE as I do in retirement...
And they don't pay taxes on it...
Meanwhile, we citizens are struggling to stay afloat economically.
Years ago, the county told my disabled cousin, "A shame you were born here. If you'd been born in another country, we could help you out.
True story.
A refugee can get $2,470.00 while a pensioner only gets $1,012.00!
And we wonder why the west is in so much trouble.
young people-after paying for education-cannot get jobs-are 'eligible' for little or no taxpayer(mom and dad's $$$) help--
immigrants even illegals are 'assisted'...
retired US citizens get 1,000 while immigrants get 2,400 +++
thank you for the actual $$$$ heads up!!!
Wonder what the Founders would say?
They would say that the government should not be involved w/ taking $$$ (IRS) from the citizens and that our socialism should stop..
C-CS
That poem is all too true, and yes, the joke is on us.
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