Iranian Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenie has vowed that the peace loving people of his democratic nation will not retaliate in response to President Donald Trump's illegal and inhumane immigration ban against the citizens of his glorious country. Khamenie, indicated there would be no change in the way authorities in Iran greet foreign visitors. They will all be treated equally regardless of race, color, creed, or national origin (for some reason he failed to include sexual orientation)! And infidel visitors will be given a warm welcome upon landing at the airport in Tehran before being carted off to Evin Prison in the Northwestern part of the city and confined in the infamous section 240 of that institution set aside for political prisoners. The only exceptions to this policy would be those foolish members of the LGBTQ community who proudly proclaimed their inclusiveness by boarding Iran Air on the flight from New York to Tehran. The status of these visitors remains a mystery in that, none have ever returned to NYC to reveal the wonders they experienced in the Persian land of Cyrus the Great and Xerxes.