Remember just a short while back how then president Obama bragged about having a pen and phone. I suppose he never envisioned the day a President Donald Trump would be sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office. Just today, "The Donald" drove another nail in what will turn out to be the coffin filled with Obama's legacies when he scuttled Barack's TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership) on trade with his mighty pen. Hey Barack, payback is a bitch. Speaking of Pens and Nails, White House sources have confirmed the West Wing staff have ordered a dozen gross of both. For those that don't know what a gross is, it's a counting unit consisting of a dozen dozens or 144!