Friday, January 27, 2017

GITMO Terrorist on a world wide Cruise and Arabs kissing Jews

Liberal approved GITMO
I recall a line from a poem I wrote many years ago, titled "Absurd Things" that went something like this, "Convicts on a world wide cruise and Arabs kissing Jews".  Didn't think about it at the time, but upon reflection it describes a progressive's world view perfectly.  That mythical Shangri-La found in the minds of all.  Unfortunately many seen unable to separate the dream from reality.  An affliction commonly found among academic elites and one that runs rampant on the streets of La-La Land (perhaps better known as Hollywood).  

 The Evolution of Interrogation
Recently President Trump indicated he favors waterboarding to gain information from terrorist detainees.  Got me to thinking about the evolution of torture for gaining information.  Below are the stages from most effective to least: 

1.  Medieval Rack (very effective, but tiring for the inquisitors).

2.  The Nut Cracker (not to be confused with the Tchaikovsky Ballet).

3.  The "shocking" battery induced thrill of the Third Reich .

4.  Waterboarding (useless when interrogating life guards and Navy SEALS).

5.  Sleep deprivation (useless when attempting to break an insomniac).

6.  Playing loud rap music (only effective against country music lovers and totally useless on inner city brothers).

7.  Enlightened conservation supplemented with a Starbucks Latte (the preferred method of American Liberals).  
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